Chipunctinitis

A common workplace illness brought on by overwork and under appreciation by an over manipulative boss or supervisor usually afflicting common workers to mid-level managers while most upper level managers and executives seem to have be inoculated or are immune. Common symptoms are headaches, fever, hair graying, hair loss, gas, mild diarrhea, explosive diarrhea, eye problems and unusual heavy drinking of alcoholic beverages and in extreme cases drugs. Treatment options can range from 1-2 days of golf or other fun activity to vacation time somewhere tropical. Severe cases may require you to tell your boss to “take this job and shove it” much like the old overplayed Johnny Paycheck tune of the mid 1970’s. Most common industries where this occurs is in the plywood industry but in recent years has spread to other forms of manufacturing and middle management.

Joe called in sick today. He said because of his eye problems he cannot see coming in to work today, says he may have Chipunctinitis.

Stacys chipuntinitis was so bad so told her boss to shove it and moved to Hawaii to sell sea shells on the sea shore.

Manufacturing department had an outbreak of Chipunctinitis and the company is now paying for several sessions of drug and alcohol treatment.

by toppywoodcutter November 29, 2011

chipmunk face

When a person has so much food in their mouth, their cheeks are puffed out making them look like a chipmunk.

"I would have tried a bite of your food, but I already had chipmunk face when you offered."

by skate323k137 July 29, 2016

Chipmunk'n

When you have a large chaw in, and nowhere to spit so your cheeks fill up with dip spit

Man, i just put a chew in and the checkout line took so long that i started chipmunk'n. Couldnt wait to spit that out

by Psyko4mike August 25, 2019

chipmunk 50

The answer to every question.

"how are you today?"
"chipmunk 50"

********

"what's your name?"
"chipmunk 50"

by feender October 2, 2020

Chipmunk

Chipmunk is a animal but can also be used as a word nobody understands

you are a chipmunk!

by DarkTigers March 18, 2021

Chipsurski

a language made by chimpy with words such as startaefish, chip, and even chimpy

I love speaking in chipsurski, chipsurski is my favorite language

by chibbo the hibbo June 10, 2021

chinku

A person with the name of chinku can be defined as a person who simply cannot walk and is paralyzed. He cannot walk because of the weight of his enormous penis that is his pride and joy but also his burden in life. Chinku does not openly discuss about his penis size unless specifically asked to by a doctor or a girl. Chinku ties his penis around his waist to make it seem smaller but it doesnt help. When he goes to bed and cant reach the light switch he uses his d*** to switch it off. I guess there’s multiple uses for such a thing

Damn it’s as big as Chinku’s
That’s what she said

by chinkurevealer November 23, 2021