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Snow Cheetah

A mystical creature known to reside primarily in the mountainous region surrounding Telluride, Colorado. While there have been no confirmed sightings, witnesses have testified to encountering the Snow Cheetah's trademark massive pawprints, which have been known to be as wide as your neighborhood punchbuggy. These massive paws are the rumored source of the Snow Cheetah's speed on snow. Studies indicate that, like those furry fucking rabbits, these paws have evolved and increased their furriness to complement is massively furry physique, allowing it to bound effortlessly through fresh powder. It is believed to be the most powerful creature on the planet; nothing has ever survived an encounter with a snow cheetah. The combination of its amazing strength and speed has given the Snow Cheetah a reputation for wiping out small villages and decimating civilian populations. Research indicates there may be a connection between the Snow Cheetah and such events as the extinction of the dinosaurs, Krakatoa, Hiroshima, Nagasaki, Hurricane Katrina, Chernobyl, 9/11, and AIDS. While their numbers are uncertain, it is believed that fewer than five may exist. Speculations persist that only one Snow Cheetah may be born per century due to the immense food intake required to fuel its voracious appetite. They produce asexually because their genes are perfect and no further evolution is needed.
-Yo bra, I'm gonna head up to Telluride to shred some sweet powder.

-Watch out for those fucking Snow Cheetahs.
by MRob Enterprises December 25, 2009
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Cheet

The orange dust that coats your fingers and lips after eating Cheetos. This is why you shouldn't eat Cheetos in public unless you have a wet-nap handy.
"I know you've been eating my Cheetos again - You've got Cheet all over your clothes!"
by SnaggPDX December 8, 2004
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anti-cheat

A program made to detect cheaters and people using unfair advantages in video-games.

There are server-sided anticheats (the one installed on the game server) and client-sided ones (the ones installed in your own computer).
Meow best anti-cheat.
by jasperls February 24, 2020
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screen cheating

when playing a multiplayer game on one screen, cheating scum look at the other persons side of the screen to find out wot gun they have or where they are
sweens is screen cheating again
by me and ace August 15, 2006
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Cheetah girl stupid

Feeling extremely embarrassed, stupid, or in shame during or after viewing the Cheetah Girls 3 movie. Can also be used in any other context when feeling extreme embarrassment, stupidity, or shame.
Jay felt Cheetah girl stupid after he saw his best friend and mom doing the Stanky Leg in the school parking lot.
by LCortez13 May 11, 2009
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tactic cheat

something in a game that is sort of cheating but not against the rules
tactic cheat examples: swiming to shore in GTA:San Andreas to buy weapons after the helicopter crashes, attaching bombs to NPCs in SWBF and watching them run to thier friends, hiding in a hole where the boss can't reach, etc.
by Spaz De Kat May 7, 2009
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Da Cheat

Noun. Da Cheat is Strong Bad's companion of homestarrunner.com. He is a little yellow creature, with brown spots and a tail at odd angles. He enjoys making videos and hype songs, while frequenting the land of Strongbadia with Tire. For more information, see: www.homestarrunner.com
by Tamar February 14, 2005
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