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Chesterton

Chesterton is a small town in Northwest Indiana full of corn and dirty kids. It is less than an hour away from Chicago and 20 minutes from the nearest Walmart. The school system has money for an astro-turf football field but not enough money for paper. A common hobby of most teenagers here is doing and selling drugs when they should be focusing on their education because they are higher then their grades. This town is getting worse then Portage. Please help.
What do you think of Chesterton? Man, that place sucks.
by Chestertonsucks. January 16, 2012
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washington at chester

1. Washington College, founded in 1782 when George Washington planted 50 guineas next to the Chester River in Chestertown, Maryland. In his honor there is a bronze head on the central campus walkway as well as a verdigras statue of his likeness overlooking the campus green.

2. A nod toward WAC, a beloved but officially unendorsed acronym for Washington College.
Many students attend washington at chester for the writing program, which is overseen by a cat named Edith Wharton.
by Sheeza Hoe August 4, 2006
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West Chester, PA

one of the top 50 wealthiest counties in the NE. a suburb south of philadelphia. home of mtv's jackass & viva la bam & longwood gardens. you'll fit right in with a SUV, membership at the dupont country club, & a lacoste polo (collar popped). the only place where girls will drive an hour to the king of prussia mall just to pick up the latest coach bag or to hit the abercrombie. weekends consist of clubbing in philly, getting wasted on daddy's grey goose in a lavish basement (hot tub, open bar, & theater), or driving to a beach house on the delaware shore.the girls are hot. don't come with less than a 3car garage wit a escalade in it and some titanium gold clubs, your parents probably work for dupont & you'll probably end up in a frat or sorostitute at penn state main, jmu, gwu, uva, or nyu. rock the burberry plaid and trick daddy cuz thats how we roll
"wessst chessster is the bessst chessster" - the drunk girl's call
"we're not cocky, we're just better than you!"
"chester born and raised"
"i'm rich bitch"
by lee November 1, 2004
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Cheesers

Get those stinky cheesers off me!
by joemammy September 3, 2016
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Chester

A practical thinker. Chester is a writer who loves a good conversation, a long walk in the park and great company. He doesn't open up to many people and finds comfort in isolating his inner thoughts. Chester is protective of anything or anyone that he values. Extremely kind and thoughtful. His the center of everyone's world, you don't need a ton of friends, all you need is CHESTER. He will help, support and encourage you to fulfill your dreams and when your feeling down, his a phone call away. His kisses are soft and heavenly and you sigh the moment you hear him speak. His a gem and the best friend everyone wants to have.
Chester is every girls dream come true. His intelligent, quiet, generous and protective.
by boobless girl May 2, 2018
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Cheaster

A holiday celebrated by people of the Jewish religion taking place the week following Easter. All Easter candy by this point has gone on sale anywhere from 50 to 75% off which is too good of a deal to pass up.
"Mommy is it Cheaster yet?"

"Cheaster came early, now we have a lot of inexpensive candy on the table"

"I schleped clear cross town to find the best deal so I could celebrate Cheaster."
by BK DurkaDurka March 21, 2008
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Chester Oneself

To kill yourself, typically by hanging. Made famous after Chester Bennington did it. Also known as the 'Ol Bennington.
Did you hear about so-and-so? I heard he Chester'd himself.

Robin Williams did the Ol' Bennington. That's right, Patch Adams Chester'd himself.

If the dishonor for one is too much to bear, thou shalt Chester Oneself.

Related Lyrics:
1. I've become so HUNG and now I am DEAD
2. I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, I filled my pants with splatters
3. Crawling up my neck, this noose it will not yield
4. I'm breaaaaaking my laryyyyynx tonight. I'm hanging from the waaallllllll, because I'm full of faullltttssss
by Dewwit! July 8, 2019
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