chatterpooping

Talking on the phone while taking a dump.

Nicole was chatterpooping to her friend.

by tlabe March 18, 2008

Chaster Blast

When you have a random explosive diarrhea that makes an unbelievable amount of noise and smell and if it came out at just a slightly stronger velocity would lift you off the toilet. When it is over the inside of the toilet is completely caked with what ever your body had to evacuate in such an alarming manner.

I barely got to the toilet in time, the second I sat down I Chaster Blasted so hard man.

Sorry but I'm lactose intolerant, If I drink milk I Chaster Blast within 10 minutes.

Dude!!! Code Red!!!! No joke!!!! about to Chaster Blast MOVE OUT OF MY WAY!!!!

by G-vagas November 3, 2010

chapterbate

to masturbate while reading

"Aw man I was reading twilight the other day and all the talk about vampires and blood got me so excited I had to chapterbate"

by MrPickleTickler January 1, 2012

charterific

Feeling of gettin screwed over by a cable company. See charter.

My cable is out again and they wont send anyone to fix it today. That's cherterific! My employer cut my wages and sent me home for wearing the wrong color of socks. That's just charterific!

by KodyDawg December 13, 2014

chattersnatch

An annoying girl who won't stop yapping. When she speaks it sounds like nails on a chalkboard and makes you want to tear your ears off with rusty pliers. The only way to shut her up is to shove your cock in her mouth or cut her tongue off.

I got stuck talking with my girlfriend's sister all last night. That chattersnatch wouldn't shut the fuck up!!

by Jdogg15 August 22, 2015

chatterjeeism

Medical Condition presenting as a cult-like personality trait that leads to decisions made based on person's own belief that they know what is best, despite evidence to the contrary. Can lead to dangerous decisions that may or may not be documented in record. Practitioners of this condition are often hard to find when SHTF.

Dr. (insert name) isnt here because they developed chatterjeeism after their treatment caused patient to code suddenly.

by whodovudu June 29, 2018

Chatter racket

Nocturnal bugs calling or "chatting" to each other at night. (Often used to refer specifically to Cicada calls)

Camping that night, the chatter racket kept me awake.

The chatter racket was louder on the back porch.

by GooseEmpire October 1, 2018