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Wife Changing Event

When something occurs that necessitates the acquisition of a replacement wife.
"Dude, did you hear? Tarkowski caught his wife in bed with another woman."

"No way! That's awesome!"

"Not really. Neither of them were in the kitchen where they're supposed to be."

"Bummer man, they should know better. That's a wife changing event."
by ILUVJENN April 24, 2008
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Changing light bulbs

An Indian form of dancing, Bhangra, where one's hands are cupped and raised in the air as if they are holding something, and then twisted at the wrist as if unscrewing something.
Usually performed at weddings.
He was well crunkedat the wedding last night and couldn't stop changing light bulbs.
by Karan "Pin" Saroj December 8, 2004
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chasing the penguin

Having anal sex with a woman who, in other company, acts like shes a virgin, esp. if she really, really likes it.
"i have a limp, because i was chasing the penguin with suzy last night, and im raw"
by Goathead February 12, 2007
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short-changing

say you buy something and the clerk gives you change back but not enough you've been short-changed.. cheated in otherwords
watch for it on the east coast.
well I could give you the gist in a couple sentances but I'd be short-changing you on the storytelling
by rteng August 10, 2007
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hard charging

A phrase used by the United States Army and United States Marine Corps to describe a member of the service who performs extremely well in terms of garrison performance, and is far above the degree of excellence expected in terms of battle related skills.
"That Sergeant Smith is one hard charging troop!"

Note - Generic name used to protect the innocent. If this is your name, first, congratulations on becoming an NCO. Secondly, there have been roughly two million people with your name and title.
by GaliemVae... oh, fuck it December 6, 2004
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changing faces

During a threesome when a guy gets head from two girls at the same time.
I had good time last night with Renee and Danya, I got changing faces. Those girls are total sluts!!
by Kpeezy June 18, 2006
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Chasing Rain

A cheesy YouTube soap opera with only five cast members, but endless characters.
Chet: Did you see Chasing Rain last night? The new episode is so boss!
Reginald: No, man, I had football practice! What happened?
by 8008135xx December 31, 2009
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