Christmas 

Corporate America's birthday.

Christmas: Happy birthday Corporate America! Here's all of our money for that stuff you sell us that's intentionally manufactured with defects and poor materials to make us continually buy more of your shitty products.

Christmas by FoxShadowBlack May 7, 2011

Christmas 

A holiday on the 25th of December. It is originally meant to celebrate the birth of Christ, but in recent times has also become a secular holiday of sorts, with Santa Claus as its icon. The celebration of Christmas varies between cultures form highly religious to highly secular, but in the West it is usually a combination. Some say, with good reason, that it has become overly commercial. Though its commercialization is parallel to its secularization, it is not an unavoidable result of secularization.

Merry Christmas!

Christmas by Malfacteur December 11, 2003

christmas 

The release date of Alien vs Predator Requiem (AVP-R)

Person 1: What are you doing on Christmas?
Person 2: Oh, you know, spending some time with the family. You?
Person 1: Fuck that, I'm going to see AVP-R.

christmas by Dave from ATL January 9, 2008

Christmas 

The best motherfucking day of the year.

Dude, it's like Christmas in July!

Christmas by G-$lam December 15, 2010

Christmas 

December the twenty-fifth.

A day off work and a christmas bonus, based off a few bad calculations as to the birthday of the Christ.

I get payed more (chrismtas bonus) to take the whole week off work... I LOVE CHRISTMAS!

Christmas by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

christmas 

a couple of weeks of hell for christs sake

this christmas was much worse than last years.

christmas by amboj December 28, 2003

Christmas 

The punchline at the end of a year long joke

The planet has been blown up to make room for an interstellar bypass...must be Christmas, never could get the hang of Christmas

Christmas by S. A. Jackson January 9, 2008