eat cement

eat cement, otherwise known as ooga booga is basically jesus. but he also sounds like a twink so that balances his endless power out

octno: "hey ooga"
eat cement: "אני אכנס לבית שלך ואכל את החתול שלך."

by Soup__ October 21, 2021

Comedy Cemetery

The place where the jokes die.
It is a common place to lame memes, jokes or insults. The prime examples are Sexual humor, Dick jokes, Maternal insults, Flatulence humor, Low-effort jokes/memes, political jokes, and other original jokes that were considered unfunny.

Guy 1: Hey wanna hear a joke?
Guy 2: OK, Go on.
G1: How to make a Sergeant impressed at his recruits?
G2: Not being a pussy?
G1: Wrong! You should never suck dicks!
G2: Man, your joke belongs to the Comedy Cemetery.
G1: Why?
G2: Because it's cringe and low-effort!
G1: Ah.. Sorry. I'm just new to offensive jokes.
G2: It's okay, you could learn more at homophobic dudes.

by Ronald Lee February 14, 2022

Alabama Cement Mixer

This is when little sister is giving dad a blow job and he finishes in her mouth. She then hold it in and continues to give her brother head until he finishes. After that, she opens her mouth and swirls the load with her tongue. Thus the Alabama cement mixer? The commercial version of the Alabama cement mixer is win father and son find a prostitute to provide the same service.

Hey Billy, tell your sister it’s time for an Alabama cement mixer.

by Rotten robbie April 23, 2023

New York Cement

2 Men from the US state of New York dress in construction uniforms. 1 Of the men covers himself in human feces, The other one lays down on a flat surface not moving. The man covered in human feces rolls himself over the man laying.

I just watched this disgusting video of these guys doing this thing called, " New York Cement. "

by eric harris?dlyan klebold June 26, 2019

pet cemetary

it's where you bury your dead kitties to make them good again

Kid: Mommy, where's fluffy?
Mom: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

by mephisto May 30, 2003

Cement Milkshake

(The act of using) An acidic milkshake, often having cement mixed in, be it by customer or seller, by domestic terrorist groups against political opponents violently.

Oh man, I'd love to cement milkshake Ted Cruz!

by xXx_42069_xXx July 2, 2019

cementhead

1. a stupid person

2. a hockey player who is known more for being combative than for their athletic ability.

Perry was such a cementhead.

by The Return of Light Joker November 5, 2010