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Julius Caesar

The most gangster ruler of everyone's favorite Ancient civilization, Rome.
Said to have been killed on the Ides of March (March 15th) by a coup put together by Brutus and Cassius.
And they are now on the bottom layer of hell getting eaten by satan, as said by Dante's Inferno.
Julius Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered"
by Sheldon Jefferson January 26, 2007
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Caesar

Usually a charmer. Funny and just plain pleasant, Caesar will make your day better by just having him in your presence. He's always honest, and if not, he'll admit the truth later, and have a reason behind what he said. He tries not to hurt anyone, although there are some people he cannot stand. He's generally pretty good at sports, and can sometimes get competitive, but never to the point of being ignorant. If he's your friend, then you are truly blessed. And if he loves you, don't you ever let him go, he's one in a million, you'll never find another quite like him. And if you love him, tell him, he should know, he likes to be aware of things. If you are in love with him, and he is with you, your love could be eternal, keep him close to your heart, no matter what.
Caesar flashed a smile my way and patted me on the head. Little did he know as he descended down the staircase, that no matter what he had said before, I was certainly falling in love with him...
by UntouchableLover April 12, 2011
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lead singer of the strokes; commonly mistaken for a sexy beast. oh wait, that's right, it's because he is!
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carseat

While making love to a woman from behind, rather than reaching under her arms to fondle her breasts, the partner reaches over her shoulders.

May be performed standing or sitting, or in a motor vehicle.
Jack and Jill usually carseat while making love. She says it is off the hook.
by Carseater March 27, 2010
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Dartmouth Caesar

The official beverage of Halifax, Nova Scotia's (Canada) delinquent, semi retarded, sister city.

The DC differs from a traditional Caesar in that it is a shot, and will make people hate you.

How to make a Dartmouth Caesar:

1. Rim a standard 1 ounce shot glass with celery salt... Read More
2. Fill with 1/2 ounce vodka
3. Place on table/bar/hooker's hip bone.
4. Fill with another 1/2 ounce of ketchup
5. Drink
(After doing a DC) "Ahhhh sh*t! That Dartmouth Caesar tasted like an 80 proof abortion"
by Nickels McNiner June 25, 2009
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Sandbox Caesar

A Sandbox Ceasar is business person, usually in middle management, who was bullied as a child (in the sandbox) and has to make up for it as an adult by being a rude, power-mad, greedy asshole. Will walk over anyone to prove they can't be picked on anymore. They want to be as powerful as Julius Caesar, which is why they act like total douchetards.
"Did you hear Christine going off in that meeting? She was backstabbing everybody to make herself look good."
"Yes, she's a total Sandbox Caesar. I hate her."
by Black@Heart December 15, 2009
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Creamy Caesar

A sex act in which you have sex doggy style, right before orgasm, stab her in the back and cum in the hole.
When you're fucking and you're tired of the bitch, it's time for a creamy caesar.
by extremeatheist October 30, 2011
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