I'm just here for my cardio

the last words a sisters bf can speak before a sisters big bro whoops them upside the head, or gets there weapons.

sisters bf: I'm just here for my cardio
big bro: ok then get to stepping before you get whooped

sisters bf : runs to the car

by Gabrial duffey October 8, 2022

Mr. Cardenas

Mr. Cardenas is foo who talks non stop like a fucken machine. He don’t even know how to teach. He looks like a pinche lagartija because like he all skinny and then u just see he fucken little ass stomach popping out.

Mr. Cardenas talk like a machine.

by Incognito bb daddy January 29, 2020

Mr. Cardenas

He is a big ass bitch that always says that u give him attitude. He don’t even know how to teach a shit. He always be talking like a motherfucken ass machine. And he has a thick ass too.

Mr. Cardenas is thickkkkk.

by Lil.pussy293 January 29, 2020

careography

The dance moves you would normally perform to a song, but modified because of the fact that you are sitting in a car and (if the driver) holding the wheel.

We made up some bad ass careography to go with our road trip mix.

by Back2Beast October 25, 2009

cadeotsg

a guy who likes to write himself on urban dictionary

guy 1: wow, i just saw my friend put his own name on urban dictionary

guy 2: what a cadeotsg

by cadeotsg November 2, 2022

cardestrian

a car traveling the speed limit in a racing game. at a relative speed of -120 mph, these are more out of place in a videogame highway than a drunk pedestrian asleep in a real life crosswalk

burnout 3 would be so much easier if it weren't for the fuckin' cardestrians

by koobz2142 January 18, 2011

Careoke

Singing along to the music playing in your car. Generally like an ass.

Abba comes on the radio and you think "God, this song fucking rocks" and start belting "Friday nights and lights are low... mumble mumble mumble DANCING QUEEN!" and then later you tell your friends - "I am the Careoke king"

by Latham Arneson September 18, 2007