devils cabbage

another word for pot

Your eyes are red, have you been smoking the devils cabbage???

by Erik November 28, 2003

Bonkyhort Cabbagewank

When somebody wanks over a distorted image of benedict cumberbatch

oh dude, I did such a big Bonkyhort Cabbagewank last night

by TheOneWhoWantsItInTheBum November 21, 2017

Jazz Cabbage

Another name for marijuana.

Tim: Hey, I just got some dank jazz cabbage. Let's go out back and get lit.
Dennis: Alright!

by CowBellJoe October 26, 2018

cabbage fart

invisible and highly organic putrid gas released from the poop chamber into a free-range mode. only detectable when entering a nostril.

While Cindy was giving C.P.R to my anus, I liberated a cabbage fart which she could snack on.

by bruce st.asiuk December 28, 2005

cabbage patch

Dance move that white guys tried to have catch on to confuse women into thinking that white guys have rhythm. Successfully performed when both your shoulders and fists (which are placed together in a manner that looks like you just connected both ends of an extension cord) move in time with each other in a fluid, circular motion. All the rage in the late 80's and early 90's.

"Jeremiah did the cabbage patch at a youth group mixer, and all the white girls flocked to him because he tricked them into thinking that he had rhythm. He's really a poser."

by Nick February 4, 2004

Carnage

One of Spider-Man's enemies. He is the most psychotic. He is Venom's "son". His real name is Cletus Kasady. He is a red creature with large white eyes, and strange red tendril-like things coming off his body. He can shape-shift his limbs into bladed weapons. His powers enable him to stick to walls, increase his speed, strength, and stamina, and fire tendrils that can be used similar to Spider-Man's webbing.

Carnage is a bad ass.

by 000Venom October 17, 2008

cabbage fart

A devastating tile peeler.

After Priscilla blew a cabbage fart in PetSmart, all the puppies wagged their tails.

by Little Deby Big Boobs June 5, 2005