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Canastota 

Canastota home of the Raiders. A small town located in upstate New York. Canastota is home to more cows than people. The majority of the residents in Canastota are either onion farmers or believe they are in the mob. They are also all related somehow. This is because everyone in Canastota thinks their Italian even though they cannot speek a word or have even been to Italy. Canastota is home to the International Boxing Hall of Fame. However, no one who lives in Canastota has ever been there.
Canastota resident: Hey, friday night what you want to do?

Canastota resident: Let's go to Wal Mart...cuz.
Canastota by aehteb78 June 17, 2009
As in the derogatory term for the female genitals. Used as an insult. The a can sometimes be lengthened in sound.
Fack off you caaaaaaaaaaant!
cant by Lee September 30, 2003

Cantaloupe 

A cantaloupe has a rough grey skin on the outside, but reveals tender juicy flesh in the middle. The mildly sweet and juicy flavor of cantaloupe makes it a perfect fruit. Cantaloupes are also commonly known as muskmelons, mush melons, rock melons and Persian melons. They really are a natural phenomenon.
'May I please have a cantaloupe?'
Cantaloupe by Cantaloupes4Ever June 13, 2017

cantstoptexting 

When you are addicted to staring at your phone waiting for a text response from someone so you can text back like a gunslinger at high noon you have an addiction called cantstoptexting.
Even at work i cantstoptexting my friends because we live in a society where it is uncool to disconnect from what's going on even for 5 minutes.
That group sitting over there, are canisteer...all of them. Be careful, step over the canister they just dropped.

Cant handle the heat 

Used by the greatest niggas alive, used to show when someone cannot handle the heat.
William: This game is a cash grab.
Logan: No it's not.
William: You cant handle the heat nigga.
Logan: ...