Canadian prom dress

A woman's dress made out of denim.

Is that woman's dress made out of jeans? Totally - she's rocking the Canadian prom dress!

by ihavespoe July 10, 2012

Canadian Bath Pillow

The empty plastic bladder inside a finished-off box of wine that can find new life once inflated for use as a bath pillow.

Or just shorthand for cheap box wine.

Hey Brad... Pour me some more Merlot out that there Canadian bath pillow!

by Chack'n January 10, 2014

Canadian pudding pop

The act of putting your thumb in someone else's ass. Upon removal you may be left with some pudding on your thumb. The flavor of pudding will vary depending on the recipient's recent diet.

Check out the turd cutter on that chick! I would love to give her the Canadian pudding pop. I hope she had fruit loops for breakfast, eh!

by the bowler September 3, 2014

Canadian Tacklebox

While one pleasures a partner with a hockey puck, just prior to orgasm, one slaps the receiver in the face with a large predatory game fish coated in maple syrup. Afterwards it is generally customary to split a molson as a sign of good faith.

Why do you have a salmon behind your nightstand? For a good ole canadian tacklebox doncha know?"

by CptBigSack October 1, 2015

canadian aftershave

The odor left on ones face after having a putrid smelling hockey glove pressed into it.

That hoser took some whacks at our goalie after the whistle so I had to give him a dose of the Canadian Aftershave, eh?

by DJ Hotpocket May 23, 2016

Canadian pecker

When one slams their nose into the arse hole of another in a quick repetitive motion whilst in the snow or other frigid environment.

I gave Betty the Canadian pecker in the parking lot of Tim Hortons last night.

by RockSpringfield January 11, 2017

Canadian Pretzel

When you eat a girl out who is bent in the shape of a pretzel with a side of poutine in her.

Me and my gf are going to have a Canadian Pretzel tonight.

by BUCK-UwU December 23, 2018