Calvin

Also known as the Calvinator, this male is a good example of a hard-working overachiever. Past times include: tennis, girls, tennis, and girls.

Boy: I want to be a Calvin!
Other boy: You shall never be like Calvin! There is only one! He is t3h pwn!

by Master Q July 25, 2008

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Calvin

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hey, i bet you cant throw a 50 yd pass to calvin, run around in the endzone three times, run back down the left side of the field, run around in your own endzone a couple times, break 10 tackles, run up the right side of the field, back down the left into your own endzone again, break more tackles, then run 100 yds right down the middle of the field and score a touchdown

by skatz-ness March 29, 2009

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Calvin University

A Christian University in Grand Rapids, Michigan U.S.A. Known for its Jesus freaks, hot snobby bitches, and shitty investments. Has a 99% acceptance rate because they don't hesitate to financially rape someones' pockets for $47K a year. Doesn't have any real sports. 100% "dry" campus. If you fuck someone in the dorms, they will kick you out. About 90% of the student body is composed of social retards who go there because they grew up in sheltered, Jesus loving, god fearing communities and are attempting to add four more years to avoiding the real world. Most students graduate in over four years due to the schools' curriculum of required theology and other bullshit classes that real schools don't teach. The student body is about as ethnically diverse as Toronto, Ontario (roughly 70% white, 30% asian, and about six blacks). The asians generally stay with one another and avoid white people like they're going to put them in concentration camps. Most of the guys are skinny dickless choches. The very small number of athletically toned guys have no problem tearing through the poon like it's spring break. The girls are stuck up twats who use their religion as an excuse as to why they claim to be virgins. Every girl there will put-out for a guy if his family is rich. Everyone there will piss themselves at the notion of atheists and other non-christian people. Best way to get someone to jerk off in front of you is to start talking about Jesus.

Normal college student: "So what did you do this weekend?"

Calvin University student: "I went to chapel and praised Jesus by the seminary pond. How about you?"

Normal college student: "I went to a party and got shitfaced then proceeded to show my genitalia to everyone and ended up waking up in a bed with two women and a pool of vomit next to me. It was about the usual."

Calvin University student: "You're going to hell."

by ItsTheRabbi October 31, 2019

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