Calm your boobs

Calm down, feminine way.

Wife - BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!

Husband - Jesus, calm your boobs!

by DAUCUS April 22, 2012

calm before the storm

When you're holding it in, there will often be about 5-10 minutes where you really have to go, followed by another 5-10 minutes where the feeling seems to go away. This feeling is the calm before the storm, and you should take advantage of it and find a bathroom ASAP. Because when the feeling of having to go comes back, it's gonna be 10x worse.

Bob: Man, I really gotta go.
Joe: Okay then, I'll pull into this gas station.
Bob: Never mind, it's going away. I think I can hold it in longer.
Joe: No you can't, that's the calm before the storm. I don't want you pissing yourself in my car.

by ffffffffff November 15, 2006

Keep Calm and Chive On

A perfect way to determine if someone is a neckbeard that never leaves the house, without even having to look for the beard or fedora.

"I didn't need to see him, he had a Keep Calm and Chive On sticker on his car, I knew he wouldn't use deodorant."

by DiscreetGuest October 6, 2013

enhance your calm

Telling someone who is visibly upset to relax or chill out.

Suzie comes running in the bedroom and finds her husband Keith making passionate love to Sheryl. She starts to go ballistic yelling and screeming. Keith jumps to his feet and yells at her "enhance your calm".

by maka69 May 29, 2011

Keep Calm and Chive On

A saying commonly used by frequent visitors to the website the Chive. Chivers, as they're commonly referred to, are known for their worship of actor Bill Murray, pictures of cats, and soft pornography. Keep Calm Chive On is usually abbreviated to KCCO.

"Did you get your shirt from the Chive that says 'Keep Calm and Chive On' yet?

"No, because they're always fucking sold out."

by Kiki X. Grammarstone August 27, 2013

calm your horses

What tyler says

Miranda: "Im so worried! im not gonna finish this project! AHH!!"
Tyler: "CALM YOUR HORSES

by tylersexypants January 18, 2012

Calm yo bed

Phrase meaning to calm down. Made popular by a youtube video of a few people dubbing voices over a episode or collection of episode of X-Men featuring the Juggernaut

Calm yo bed, i don't wanna hear dat shit!

by weeksauce April 16, 2011