gay calista

when you find another girl attractive so you get a vagina boner

omgggg i had a gay calista last night!!!!!!!

by thefull8inches April 7, 2022

Carissa

Carissa is usually a girl who has it all in the beginning and than lets herself go. Once being cute, blonde, with a decent shape, unfortunately that doesn't last. Carissa's usually turns out to be fat, out of shape, with nothing special about them in the end. In other words...plain. Same thing will go for Carissa's personality because this also goes to sh*t as well. Not that it was anything special in the first place. Guys who once "adored" her, don't even look twice at her now. Carissa's karma will always catch up with her.

Guy: Did you see Carissa?
Guy2: Yeah dude Carissa let herself go...what a shame

Oh she pulled a Carissa....sucks.

by yessotrue April 17, 2013

Carissa

Bitch that just so happens shared my math class.

Ugly ass bitch who pretends she has friends but no one really likes her because she is too pretty and nice.

Someone that you think is worth wasting air untill you meet her then you want to strap a plant to her so she doesn't take your air supply. Basic white trash female that likes to make more friends that she can keep.

That bitch carissa is going to school In Harrison county now.
I fucking hate that bitch.

by Somegirllmao March 23, 2017

Calista

A girl, usually white.

Could be described as a: thot, “freshman”.

Probably does competition and school cheer
Looks 12 no matter how old they are

“Yo did you hear about Calista and John?”
“You mean Calista and every guy ever? she talks like thirty dudes at once. What a thot.”

by Manningw August 5, 2018

Calisse

A sexy and loyal girl. Also trustworthy she won’t ever turn her back on you and is there for you no matter what

Damn I wish I had a Calisse

by __.kathrynD October 26, 2017

Carissa

Carissa. A nice pretty girl who was talking to my guy Phil. They talked for a long time. They only got to hang out once. They both thought it was a fun day. About 3 weeks later, they barely talked and now she is talking to a different guy name Jake. Phil thought they would have a chance together but no, it didn’t happen. Rest In Piece my boy Phil 😓

“ I might kill myself Carissa “

Phil

by Phillipsucks97 June 16, 2018

Carissa

Carissa is a mean bitch but can still get her way with her looks. She's never had a boyfriend but is hot af. She is also super smart but doesn't care enough to get good grades.

She is definitely a Carissa.

by lexiilynnnnn March 17, 2017