cafer

A person who posts topics on Tranformice's minforum

Friend: So do you think you'll get likes on your new topic?
Me: Of course! I'm the best cafer

by Winter glaze5666 January 24, 2018

caffeination

A country whose citizens are unable to maintain sanity throughout the day without imbibing vast quantities of hot coffee.

Thanks to ever numerous locations of Tim Hortons, Canada has become a caffeination

by Sinned383 July 4, 2010

Caffirmation

The wholehearted embrace of one's need for caffeine.

Stacey gladly began her day with her usual caffirmation before heading to work.

by LilrhodygirlDev June 2, 2010

caffeinomaniac

Someone who needs its caffeine fix right from the beginning of the day. May kill to get a coffee.

Norm is a real caffeinomaniac. First thing he does in the morning is always to fire up his espresso machine and brew a thick cup of black caffeinated petrol.

by LeBiochimiste January 11, 2013

Caffetamine

Noun. Coffee spiked with Adderall

Let's get this party started! Time to mix up a batch of caffetamine.

by Fluffiestdrop45 January 24, 2019

caffeine powder

Cocaine.... it’s cocaine

“How do you not drink coffee in the morning”
“I just use “caffeine powder”

by SinfulVirtue March 1, 2020

Caffeist

A name for a cyclist that spends more time drinking coffee at the cafe after a bike ride, than they did riding there bike for the day

Caffeist is a name for a cyclist that spends more time drinking coffee at the cafe than They do riding there bike for the day.

Look at all the Caffeists sitting at the coffee shop again.

by Turtletoucher23 July 19, 2020