slut curtain

This is the type of dress that girls wear to a party where there is likely to be alcohol served and guys to try to sleep with. A slut curtain is typically short, shows off a lot of cleavage, and is as loose as the women who wear them, in order to make it easier to get off in the sack (assuming the girl doesn't just fuck with it on).
Guy 1: Dude look at the fat chick in the slut curtain.
Guy 2: Fuck you man, you can see her vag from here.
by Courier Old April 16, 2011
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Curtain Climber

A defiant kid who behaves very badly, is out of control, gets into everything and does everything they shouldn't, including climb curtains. They typically will listen to no one, caregivers and parents alike. They will occasionally respond to bribes and may cooperate for a short time, if you can get them to settle down long enough to hear it.
Jimmy and Lisa's curtain climbers are the worst and I will never babysit for them again!
by TonyaMC419 April 04, 2020
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Daylight curtains

Curtains intended to block daylight from entering room. Essentially, blackout curtains as described by a moron.
It’s pretty bright in here, close them daylight curtains.
by Rick E Tan October 05, 2020
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curtain touching

Another term for a chick masturbating - rubbing her " meat curtains"
"Sue don't need a boyfriend, she mastered the art of curtain touching"
by bitchwc January 13, 2009
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Mama’s Curtains

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Damn, the girl who is wearing Mama’s Curtains is blocking my view of the other 12 girls that are with her.
by BigMikeAZ May 23, 2018
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Curtain Commando

Paranoia, sometimes drug induced. A person engaged as "Curtain Commando" may be looking out the window and checking the area constantly. They may bend the blinds or peek out of drapes so as not to be seen themselves.
"Johnny's playing Curtain Commando again"
by RinaC February 10, 2012
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Tainted Curtain

The female version of the blumpkin: the act of tongue bathing a vagina while the lucky lady is dropping a duece.
"Dude, Keyvin gave his girl a tainted curtain last night!!"
"That tainted curtain was the greatest thing that ever happened to our relationship!"
by Caseman Korpulala May 12, 2006
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