herpe curtain

A beard or any facial hair grown in excess to provide cover for glaring facial herpes and cold sores.

Ex. John: Hey Mike, did you see Paul's herpe curtain today?

Mike: Totally, too bad ginger beards just make it look worse.

beards herpes

by IDontHaveHerpes October 13, 2013

Worm curtain

a curtain made of the fuzzy worms. If you do not worship the worm curtain you are weird

"have you seen the worm curtain?"
"No"
"whore"

by Lacy56 April 28, 2020

Curtain Climber

A defiant kid who behaves very badly, is out of control, gets into everything and does everything they shouldn't, including climb curtains. They typically will listen to no one, caregivers and parents alike. They will occasionally respond to bribes and may cooperate for a short time, if you can get them to settle down long enough to hear it.

Jimmy and Lisa's curtain climbers are the worst and I will never babysit for them again!

by TonyaMC419 April 4, 2020

Bush Curtain

1) Level 3 Colonel Burton in Command and Conquer Generals

2) The female Labia

1) Oh hell, you've got Bush Curtain in my base

2) Oh man, check out the Bush Curtains on that chick

by Zorblack November 8, 2008

curtain touching

Another term for a chick masturbating - rubbing her " meat curtains"

"Sue don't need a boyfriend, she mastered the art of curtain touching"

by bitchwc January 13, 2009

Tainted Curtain

The female version of the blumpkin: the act of tongue bathing a vagina while the lucky lady is dropping a duece.

"Dude, Keyvin gave his girl a tainted curtain last night!!"
"That tainted curtain was the greatest thing that ever happened to our relationship!"

by Caseman Korpulala May 19, 2006

Taconite Curtain

A symbolic, ideological and physical boundary separating the northeastern section of Minnesota from the rest of the state.

You gotta remember that a lot of people HATED the lanky kid with the nasal voice--until he moved away and got famous. There are still plenty of haters here behind the taconite curtain, but maybe not as many.

by a-bombz May 29, 2009