Cumshot soup

A creamy side soup consisting of the hardest nut you have ever busted sometimes it's yellow or stringy but it usually smells like pollen or bleach yet quenches the thirst of the horniest of guttersluts

Jackie was fucking trashed last night. I heard that bitch scraped her bowl of cumshot soup clean. She even soaked up the last bit with french bread.

by White and brown stained dildo March 27, 2019

Angle cumshot

When a woman is feeling unsafe and needs the bartender to help them

Woman: I need an angle cumshot

Bartender: who
Woman: the man in blue is getting agressive
Bartender: I got a bullet for you
Then has casual sex with woman

by Garrett 11 August 17, 2022

cumshot sunday

When a dudes about to buy but your like “hold up” and squirt some chocolate sauce in your mouth and then you’re like “okay”

“Dude last night Becky gave me a cumshot Sunday on my dick. It was rad!”

by Edwineddyed September 16, 2018

Failed cumshot

That one kid in your class that literally everybody hates, even the teacher. Their parents hate them.

Mother : Hey Failed cumshot, did you get an A on your test?
Kid : Where's dad?
Mother : Did you get an A. If you didn't, you have to sleep in the dumpster tonight.

by YourDadLeftU November 28, 2023

Cuddly bunny cumshot

When males hold their erect penis with their thumb on top of the head and pointer finger just under the head and slowly and softly rubbing the most monster nutbust of their lives out all over everything in sight.

My girlfriend didn't believe in the cuddly bunny cumshot..... So I blew it in her eyes....and titties..... And clothes......

by Dump truck January 6, 2017

Joker cumshot

Joker cumshot is when a female eats lots of blue takis or oops all berrys before sex and during sex while watching the dark night she shits out loads of diarrhea which will be green and while cumming on her the cum turns green

“ hey bro me and my girl did a joker cumshot right before our shower”

by BO0TY-_-JUice201 February 25, 2022

Cumshot slingshot

When you rip off your condom too fast and slingshot cum at your partner.

"Dude, she screamed when I accidentally did the cumshot slingshot."

"He took off his condom and shot Cum at me! He totally did the cumshot slingshot!"

by Riddlemethisriddlemethat February 6, 2020