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bloody cumshot

When someone kicks an respectful English man in the balls, while he is about to perform a cumshot, causing it to be mixed with blood.
"What is this red white liquid"
"Its a bloody cumshot, you indifferent fuck"
by Doorhanndle June 22, 2017
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Cumshot slingshot

When you rip off your condom too fast and slingshot cum at your partner.
"Dude, she screamed when I accidentally did the cumshot slingshot."

"He took off his condom and shot Cum at me! He totally did the cumshot slingshot!"
by Riddlemethisriddlemethat February 6, 2020
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cumshot

the cumshot is the best way to impress girls after sex.
*squirt* *cumshot sound*
by odst 034 May 26, 2020
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Quarantine Cumshot

A cumshot so powerful it travels 6 feet, allowing you to fuck your girl while maintaining social distancing. Never aim at the eyes, as it could blind someone for life.
Yo, yesterday me and my girlfriend were a little horny, so I gave her a quarantine cumshot. It was like a bullet dude, it flew so fast.
by SirSwankington June 1, 2020
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CUMSHOT

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frozen cumshot

A frozen cumshot is when 2 or more people engage in sexual intercourse in an area with freezing temperatures (E.G. Sibera), and the cum freezes onto the skin.
man: "IM BOUTTA BLOWWW"
woman: "I'm about to get a frozen cumshot because I am engaging in sexual intercourse in Sibera and the cum will freeze onto my skin due to the freezing temperatures."

"Larry gave me a frozen cumshot when we were in Sibera."
by foup December 28, 2023
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spitinbutt cumshot

A synonym for a local meth avenger in Birchwood TN. Aka a Gary.
In the dark hour when there's no one to call, and the meth is out, call spitinbutt cumshot, the meth avenger!
by Bratty DC January 22, 2024
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