The Crisis of the 2010s

A decade where it seemed everyone’s favorite artists, actors, and influencers, either screwed everything up or died.
Examples include Juice WRLD, XXXTENTACION, and Cameron Boyce

*conversation in the 2020s*
Remember the crisis of the 2010s, I still miss those guys.

by Great Beast December 8, 2019

smooth crisis

A situation in which a population is severely lacking in smooths, or cigarettes, that generally causes widespread panic and emotional discourse.

example 1

person 1- "Bro, I need a smooth man, help me out jew"
person 2- "I don't have any, it's a smooth crisis."
person 1- "You've gotta be kidding me..."

example 2

person 1- "I...need...smooth..."
person 2- "shutup man you know it's a smooth crisis"
person 1- "FML"

by slipthrucracks February 19, 2010

Edgystential crisis

When you are between 14-19 and you learn that you cant trashtalk people online your whole life and being emo is just a phase

I feel like Anton isnt as toxic anymore, i guess he had an edgystential crisis

by OGBoy March 5, 2018

Crisis Fuzz

The sudden onslaught of facial hair growth brought upon by a coupling of stress and man's failure to groom himself adequately

"I reckon Jenna's made Dave sleep on the couch again. Look at the Crisis Fuzz he's got going on!"

by RMF15 June 1, 2015

Midschool Crisis

Similar to a midlife crisis, midschool crisis is when midterms or finals in school are coming up and you're having a mental breakdown. You start getting frantic because your grades depend on how well you do on finals! You even stay home all weekend and study. Basically you won't have a life until finals/midterms are done.

Me: I'm so stressed out! Midterms are tomorrow and I haven't studied at all! I'm having a midschool crisis!

Friend: Oh. That sucks. :(

by Walking on Sunshine January 25, 2010

crisis haircut

A drastic change in hairstyle in response to an extreme situation someone is experiencing or time of duress. For example, cutting long hair into a bob style or dyeing black hair blonde.

"Did you see Shauna's crisis haircut? She chopped all of her hair off right after her boyfriend dumped her!"

by miacracker November 20, 2016

Crisis Cell

A current affairs show on Geo Television Network - weekday at 7.

Hosted by Sana Bucha.

Tune in to Crisis Cell

by fyra February 28, 2009