"I go to take a poop and after sitting in the stall I hear a little kid talking to his mom. I was completely shit-crippled for like 10 minutes untill they left.
by Thunderbeard June 01, 2013
Used in South Africa when you tweak a mates nipple normally done on guys. Girls get very upset if you do it to them. Normally done in a joking manner between mates when indulging in horseplay.
by Mr Ken December 18, 2009
by stu,alex&amy October 03, 2006
by Jack M May 04, 2003
what one may have been eating prior to a poor performance.
Biscuits that, when consumed, reduce someone's prowess (at sport for example) to that of a cripple
Biscuits that, when consumed, reduce someone's prowess (at sport for example) to that of a cripple
"John was playing brilliantly in the first half, now he's shite, he must have been eating cripple biscuits at half time"
by Tom Ashby January 19, 2007
See that guy anon he has such crippling autism that he'll shitpost in public despite the situation: :example : filthy frank
by Inter dimensional police July 23, 2017