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crispylingus

Licking out the crumbs and flavour from a crisp packet
I love performing crispylingus on a packet of walkers prawn cocktail.
by Fantapants75 October 27, 2022
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Arabian Toenail Clippings

When one hikes to the nearest ISIS meat up and disguises himself as an Arabian ISIS member. While disguised, search for a few members who have the nastiest, cheesiest toenails. When least expected, flash bang the few ISIS members and kidnap them. Then, get your toe nail clippers out. Carefully, clinch the toenail clippings onto each individual victim's ass rims and tear off forcefully. After all of the victims ass rims are torn off, clip the men's cheesy toenails. Then, when all the toenails are collected, hold a gun to their heads and force them to intensively scrape each others raw ass hole meat with their partners toe nails, fallowing with forcing them to lick the toenails clean. While this is going on, masterbate to the fact that you are doing your country justice. Finally, bust a nut on your toes and forcefully make the victims chew your toe nails off. In conclusion, you have done your country well and ended terrorism.
I've done this and I feel great about the Justice I have done to end terrorism. Arabian Toenail Clippings.
by Stephen Strumimhimer January 11, 2017
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Clipping

Clipping is a penalty in American football in which a blocker will hit a non-ball carrying opponent from behind and below the waist. Not to be confused with block in the back, which is essentially the same thing but the contact occurs at or above the waist.
Clipping is a foul that usually results in a 15 yard penalty.
by Teresa from OK February 21, 2010
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Dry Clipping

1. to steal another persons material, and switch it around to make it yours.
2. to swagga jack
3. to bite another persons style.
person: aww man! he didnt make that up! he is straight up Dry Clipping!!
by Bryan W. March 29, 2007
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cropping

The art of strategically placing ones body in a photograph as to make that individual look different then they do in real life. This is cropping.

Although cropping has taken place since the dawn of photography, it has gained in popularity in recent years do to myspace and facebook.

Many overweight girls take photos of the face in a pose that makes them actually look skinny and attractive. In some cases cropping can actually make a 2 turn into a 10 or dime.

Cropping is relatively harmless except in cases were a girl tries to get a guy who is WAY out of her league only to be let down after he gets his cock sucked.
Damn, this bitch looked really hot on myspace, so I decided I'd bang her. Man, she had the biggest foopa I've ever seen. I made her change that cropping shit so not to trick anyone else.
by Agntagnt March 16, 2008
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Criping

A term for an insane person or mentally ill person.
Kelly is being a Criping
by LordofCripings June 10, 2018
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crapping up

Similar to the idiom 'cropping up' or 'crop up' only more negative, annoying or 'crappy'.
Interest in international issues has cropped up on many university campuses.

I keep trying to close the deal, but all kinds of underhanded resistance keeps crapping up at every turn!

That college used to be pretty cool until the Gay, Goth and Skinhead movements crapped up everywhere.
by S. B. Jackson April 8, 2008
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