Shit-Crippled

The inability to take a poop due to one's current circumstances.
"I go to take a poop and after sitting in the stall I hear a little kid talking to his mom. I was completely shit-crippled for like 10 minutes untill they left.
by Thunderbeard June 01, 2013
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cripple nipple

Used in South Africa when you tweak a mates nipple normally done on guys. Girls get very upset if you do it to them. Normally done in a joking manner between mates when indulging in horseplay.
Stop giving me shit or i'll give you a cripple nipple.
by Mr Ken December 18, 2009
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brain cripple

you're a fucking brain cripple
by stu,alex&amy October 03, 2006
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crippled johnny

When ones dick is overworked to the point that they cant get an erection.
Stephen gets crippled johnny's with his fag partners.
by Jack M May 04, 2003
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cripple biscuits

what one may have been eating prior to a poor performance.

Biscuits that, when consumed, reduce someone's prowess (at sport for example) to that of a cripple
"John was playing brilliantly in the first half, now he's shite, he must have been eating cripple biscuits at half time"
by Tom Ashby January 19, 2007
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crippling autism

When someone such as anon cannot be taken seriously as thay take most things as a joke
See that guy anon he has such crippling autism that he'll shitpost in public despite the situation: :example : filthy frank
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Crippled retard

Mr.bobheimer
Mr.bobheimer is a crippled retard
by Fuck boy 56 October 25, 2019
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