Shit-Crippled

The inability to take a poop due to one's current circumstances.

"I go to take a poop and after sitting in the stall I hear a little kid talking to his mom. I was completely shit-crippled for like 10 minutes untill they left.

by Thunderbeard June 1, 2013

brain cripple

an individual who is crippled in the brain.

you're a fucking brain cripple

by stu,alex&amy October 10, 2006

cripple nipple

Used in South Africa when you tweak a mates nipple normally done on guys. Girls get very upset if you do it to them. Normally done in a joking manner between mates when indulging in horseplay.

Stop giving me shit or i'll give you a cripple nipple.

by Mr Ken December 18, 2009

crippled johnny

When ones dick is overworked to the point that they cant get an erection.

Stephen gets crippled johnny's with his fag partners.

by Jack M May 4, 2003

cripple biscuits

what one may have been eating prior to a poor performance.

Biscuits that, when consumed, reduce someone's prowess (at sport for example) to that of a cripple

"John was playing brilliantly in the first half, now he's shite, he must have been eating cripple biscuits at half time"

by Tom Ashby January 21, 2007

crippling autism

When someone such as anon cannot be taken seriously as thay take most things as a joke

See that guy anon he has such crippling autism that he'll shitpost in public despite the situation: :example : filthy frank

by Inter dimensional police July 22, 2017

Crippled Snail

When you have sex with a quadriplegic woman, getting her all wet with ooze. Then proceed to grab her by the hair and drag her across the floor leaving a slimy trail.

“I showed her the ol crippled snail and realized, she’s light as a feather. So I whipped her around like a human mace”

by Franko0119 August 15, 2020