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not the brightest crayon in the box

another term for not the sharpest tool in the shed implying that you are a total dumbass
well i guess we are not the brightest crayon in the box
by Holly Matronic May 27, 2007
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white crayon

A seemingly useless crayon on white paper. But when paired with darker colored construction paper a whole new world is invented.
Briana put the white crayon to use by drawing on black construction paper.
by Ninja49 January 4, 2010
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Dull Crayon

A dull crayon is most obviously a crayon which is dull. This word can also be used as an insult because just like nobody likes a dull crayon, nobody likes the person called a dull crayon.
Don't talk to him, Collin is a dull crayon.
by definerofworlds June 21, 2010
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Big Brown Crayon

Last night I dropped a big ass-bomb, when I flushed it there was bowl graffiti. The art of the Big Brown Crayon!
by Jesterger September 14, 2010
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Smooth brained crayon eating ape

Retail investors who invested in GameStop. They demanded a change from the SEC to ban PFOF(Payment for order flow) which was invented by Bernie Madoff and used by Citadel and company to manipulate markets. drsgme.org
Smooth brained crayon eating apes are making DD's on r/Superstonk.
by fellowApe June 11, 2022
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nature's crayon

Shit smeared around, particularly on the inside of a toilet cubicle.
I really needed to take a dump but someone had written on the toilet walls and seat in nature's crayon.
by Doublespeak Dictionary April 6, 2017
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red crayon

your dog's red crayon is sticking out
by noneused June 17, 2009
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