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Conspiracy Theory

What is created when a internet addicted asshole feels the need to make himself feel unique.

A reaction of a genetic predesposition for neurotic tendencies, paranoia, and plain old idiocy.

The theorys that make acutal anti-goverment work that makes sense, and has factual backround look ridiculous.
Conspiracy Theory
Alex Jones: Think about it, why does George Bush never talk about his asshole during his speaches, he finds it perfectly reasonable to talk about countries on the other side of the world and yet not about the thing 2 and a half feet from his monkey esque mouth, and I'll tell you why logically speaking as a reporter you can only come to the conclusion that his asshole is a magical space wizard with plans of global domination.
by Plastic Soccer Trophy April 12, 2006
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conspiracy

a lie around a big thing like aliens, ghosts and bush.
conspiracy: osam bin laden flew airplanes into world trade center.

truth: george.w.bush flew airplanes into world trade center.
by kjæran April 21, 2008
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conspiracy nut

In theory, it refers to someone who believes everything is a conspiracy. In practice, it is an overused ad hominem tactic against someone who believes that some incidents could be a conspiracy. True conspiracy nuts are pompous teens who want to feel important, but people who generally use the term are on the opposite end of the spectrum and afraid to acknowledge the possibility of a reality different from their perception.
Sensible thinker: All I'm saying is that there could be more here than meets the eye.
Tool: ur just a conspiracy nut
by Joker0000 August 12, 2009
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conspirit

Professor macklemore is in conspirit.

conspirited, conspiriting, conspiritual, conspirits.
by Conspirit November 2, 2013
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Conspiranoid

A person who is so taken in with conspiracy theories that it impacts their behavior.
Amy announced on Facebook she's leaving it for Parler after the election because she thinks she's being censored because she was an open Trump supporter. She's a real conspiranoid!
by Eulophia Obtusa November 9, 2020
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Co-conspirator

Your partner in crime, the individual you engaged in an activity with, not necessarily having to do with an actual conspiracy.
After I became inebriated Saturday night with my co-conspirator, I had to call a taxi to drive us home.
by Youknowwhomadethis August 16, 2015
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The a.boo Conspiracy

An incident that occured the evening of June 20th 2004 at GAT city. It ended up with the banning of ForceMorph, Stryfe, and Inache, some of the best posters to ever frequent GAT city. In short they were struck down before their time without a second thought.
The a.boo Conspiracy makes me sad in the pants. Especially when I think about our fallen heros.
by A random GATer June 21, 2004
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