chongiano

a chongiano is a high tech device from the plains of china more specifically pyong yang

where the rona originated from. This device includes a battery, foam/cotton a few wires and juice/liquid. When inhaling on this device a vapour cloud will enter your throat and travel down low to your lungs until exhaled to create a bigger cloud of vapour. you can even do tricks with this item like ghosts, french inhale and hoops maybe even a jellyfish.

yo g mind passing me the chongiano

by C DRIZZLE. November 4, 2022

cock chonging

when a female performs hardcore oral sex on a male, basically deep throating that shit till the slut chokes.

i love cock chonging

by bunnyabedcs October 2, 2015

roof top chonging

Climbing on top of a roof and having a quick vape

Just went for a bit of roof top chonging with the lads

by Ketboy 3000 December 17, 2019

cogging

The process when the "cogs" in your head work overtime often resulting in sleeplessness and un-necessary stress and worry.

Loz was awake all night due to all of that stoopid cogging!!

by LozlovesSi August 31, 2008

ConAir

A not-at-all-affectionate nickname for RyanAir, because they con you by offering £1 flights only to charge you £30 credit card charges, £30 check-in fees, £30 luggage fees and much more.

Bill: So who're you flying with?
Ted: ConAir.
Bill: Dude, why the hell would you do that, it's total false economy.
Ted: I know that now! I just couldn't pass up a £1 flight, even if it did end up costing me £90...

by TheDudemeisterKeith July 30, 2010

Condickted Felon

A man with a fantastic dick. The best dick a woman or man ever had.

My man's going to jail for murder cuz he killed that pussy. Its a crime having good dick. He just became a condickted felon.

by MizzV March 14, 2015

cognitive function

Brain power

"I got in a car wreck. Now I'm a vegetable."

"How are you typing? "

"Cognitive Function Bitch"

by Dick ThunderSword May 11, 2015