Condom

shrink wrap for one's penis; scumbag

Wow, those condoms make your dick look small

by Ruben Mothballs January 25, 2003

Condom

A plastic bag used used during the thai water festival (Songkran) to keep vital articles and documents from getting soaked.

look at that kid with the bucket of water... quick get the Condom.

by T-o-m-i March 3, 2007

condom.

a device used by a dude so that the chick he's fucking doesn't become pregnant, or STI infected.

Girl #1: What'd your mom say about you have sex with your boy last night?
Girl #2: She said. "Alright, make him use a condom."

by yourneighborlyrapist December 15, 2008

Condom

something to protect you from STD's and worst of all..... babies!

" man my pullout game strong " " nah nigga put on a condom! "

by luvqueen_steph May 11, 2016

Condom

A rubber thing that you out over a guy's penis so you don't get a disease or get pregnant. SMART IDEA, FREAK MIDGETS SUCK!

Girl: Heyyyyy baby, wanna have sex?? ................. without a condom? ;)

Boy: Aw, hell no bitch!! FREAK MIDGETS SUCK.

by gingerbread gal August 7, 2011

Condom

Is this French or something

So my mom aksed me if I used condoms and I told her to stop speaking French

by riplacapone August 18, 2016

Condom

The rubber glove a man uses to cover his penis when he has sex with a partner. Mostly because he doesn't want kids or because he is cheating.

Nick used a condom to cover his penis after having sex with a bitch he was cheating with

by LETTMEEATYOURPUSSYBITCH October 16, 2017