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chocolate milkwagons 

A black woman's breasts.
That woman has some nice chocolate milkwagons.
Look at those chocolate milkwagons shake.
I could sure go for a swig from those chocolate milkwagons

slimy chocolate milkshake

When a guy shits and cums all over a girls stomach and then slowly rubs it around.
"He couldn't wait to use the bathroom so he gave his girlfriend a slimy chocolate milkshake."

chocolate milking 

When a female doesn't properly wipe her anus after pooping then during anal sex her male lover ejaculates sperm so far up her ass that when she shits it comes out in a milky chocolate color.
My girlfriend was extremely constipated after we were done chocolate milking and was screaming on the toilet when as she felt my semen slide out with her poop.

Chunky chocolate milkshake 

take a steamy dump in a blender, add a little bit of milk then politely pour it into the womens vagina. Make sure the blended poop isn't blended too well so it still has its chunky poop texture. After pouring it fuck the womens pussy and get your dick covered in poop and let the women suck it off
My women said she was in the mood for a chunky chocolate milkshake so I gave her one

Chocolate Milk#5896 

A really cool guy on Discord.
Omg is that Chocolate Milk#5896? I'm a big fan!

pass the choclate milk 

the 2018 version of spill the tea. originated on the office supply instagram @jordanxfuerst with a meme.
pass the choclate milk about John and Amy's date last night.