Churn

An act done as initiation into a family or group. Usually sexual in nature, but always meant to be demeaning or disruptive. Often considered sexual assault.
If we accept you boyfriend into the family, he has to be churned first.
by Prebaked22 May 01, 2022
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Churn

When people sign up for a streaming service for a specific show/movie, then cancel their subscription as soon as they're finished with that show/movie.
Netflix is seeking to reduce churn this year by releasing a new movie every week in an effort to keep people subscribed.
by yoinkmydoink February 14, 2021
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churn

To abandon, not show up, or otherwise decline an invitation or plans. One can also churn after previously being present by leaving early.
Is Greg still coming out with us to the club? Nah, Greg churned last minute.
by Churnobyl November 08, 2024
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churning shit

When you are rushing to go to the nearest toilet while trying as hard as you possibly can not to shit yourself
I ate a spicy burrito for lunch and I’m now in the middle of nowhere hauling ass and churning shit home
by xDMattTheUnfunny June 23, 2022
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churn chocolate butter

My wife gave me quite a surprise as I walked in on her in the doggystyle position, with her bootyhole covered in Vaseline. As she rubbed the tip of my hard cock around her butthole, she told me she was ready to churn chocolate butter.
by Dc53 November 09, 2015
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The Churn

The changes that come with life. Usually creating major life change.
by MythicMilk January 22, 2021
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Chode Churning

The act of jacking off while using butter as lube.
After a night of chode churning, Erics mom was very upset when she went to make cookies the next day and all her butter was gone.
by PudPounder June 17, 2022
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