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Rug-Chomping

A crude term for eating vagina. Rug-Chomping can also be used as a derogatory term for lesbian sex acts.
"Man, that rug-chomping dyke-bat gets more pussy than I do. My life sucks."

"I didn't see Joe at all yesterday, he was rug-chomping that wildebeest from the club all night."
by thakidd94621 September 6, 2016
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The Big Chomp

The Big Chomp is the single greatest shark of the plenty of sharks that are in the sea. Even though his zodiac is the aquarium, his horizon goes far beyond the walls of a regular tank. He loves to swim to different shores and explore new things. His beautiful explorer smile is proof of that. With arms and a body like a Greek demigod, he is a great athlete and his tennis and mini golf skills are definitely top 2% (though not quite top 1%). His team spirit is unrivaled - not matter for which team he is playing on. Although he gets easily flustered (which is super adorbs by the way), he is still extremely tough and hard working.

He pairs great with high maintenance creatures from far away shores which thrive in messy areas (they might clean up for a selfie) and demand constant car rides plus storage of their stuff.

Arguably his strongest skill is telling awesome dad jokes. This skill is only overtrumped by his ability to explain these jokes in detail.

Like every shark, he doesn’t hate (indeed even likes) good pizzarrr, Pepsi Carola, and a nice PB & jelly sandwich.

If you ever catch this rare creature, you don“t want to let go if it…
Klukes: „OMG, I think a saw the Big Chomp at the bar during trivia night. I couldn’t stop staring. I would love to hang with him and have some pizzarr, but I think I am too intimidated.“
by klukeless July 24, 2018
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Pac man chomp

the act of biting one heads clean off
Oh my god Ozzy just Pac man chomped that bat
by Ace Arcturus January 23, 2011
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Chomps

Chomps is my pet piranha plant which I stole from Super Mario Bros. Chomps is good boi.
STOP HITTING CHOMPS OR I WILL STEAL YOUR KNEECAPS !
by Tortle_ October 20, 2020
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Chomp

A person not in the right mindset so the person makes immature and stupid decisions
Joe is a fucking chomp
by bossfamalan May 31, 2019
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Chomp

No thank you
I’m not interested
It’s not for me
I’ll pass
Ex/
Friend says: “Did you see Julia’s new dress? I think it’s so cute!”
You respond: “chomp” or “for me it’s chomp”
by Jraelicious January 14, 2025
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Chomp-a-liteous

Chomp-a-liteous
Is a disease some people get...when they have a bad urge to eat some pussy!
Excuse me Miss ...can you please help me?.....
I gotta bad case of Chomp-a-liteous
by Muffinmuncher1966 April 18, 2018
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