2 centimeters

The size of your di-

You have 2 centimeters.

by AN0NYM0U5_3CH0 February 28, 2021

Centipede Horse

A mythological horse demon which haunts the entire Northern United States. Legend depicts it as being long and snakelike, with the head of a horse and one hundred legs.

It is rarely seen, as it only moves at night. The only sign of it's movement is the sound of an entire heard of horses galloping.

Person 1: "Did you hear horses galloping outside last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah, but I didn't think there where horses around here?"
Person 3: "It was probably the Centipede Horse."

by Wrenn Amethyst March 1, 2011

centipenis

a penis with over a hundred legs, or a penis that is a meter in length

dude 1: I have a centipenis
dude 2: the good kind or the bad kind
dude 1: you tell me!!!

by Teran Bergeron July 5, 2007

Centimeter-Peter

A man with a very small dick.
Started by *******
Peterson.
A hilarious name to call a guy.

Girl 1:Hahaha!!!
Girl 2: Is she okay?!
Girl 3:oh she just almost Slept with Centimeter-Peter
last night.

by GuessWhoo!!! December 22, 2008

to feed the centipede

1. A phrasal verb with the meaning to go to the W.C. and do number two. Inspired by the dutch horror film "The Human Centipede."

2. To literally feed your pet centipede.

E.g. 1:

Man: Argh! That indian food's going right through me. Be right back, I have to feed the centipede.
Bystander: Lol what?

E.g. 2:

Man: I'm sorry Carol but I have to hang up, it's time to feed the centipede.

by Caudimordax August 13, 2010

centithread

An online discussion containing one hundred or more messages (by analogy to "centipede"). See thread.

There was a centithread today when the chef asked what type of food should be served in the new cafeteria.

by EllenS September 9, 2008

cenis

A cat penis!

Wow!! That cat has a pretty large cenis...

by Mrsstrangecat May 4, 2010