catastrofuck

Coined by Jon Stewart on The Daily Show on 10/4/06. Referring to the worsening situation in Baghdad, he asked: "What do you get when a Hellhole hits a Catastrophe? A Catastrofuck!"

Iraq courtesy of George W. Bush -- a total catastrofuck!

by brightorbz October 5, 2006

Catastrophuck

A disaster that is worse than a catastrophe. Super bad.

That birthday party was a total catastrophuck.

by Thelevs October 6, 2016

Catastic

When you love cat's so much anything you see that's awesome you'll call it Catastic

Person1: Oh My god watch this cat video!

Person 2: Ahh it is so catastic!

by Phanosaur_Girl September 8, 2016

catastrophememe

(noun) - a sudden and widespread event where doomsayer memes overwhelm the Internet

On January 21, 2017, the Washington Post predicts a major Trump catastrophememe that will bring down Western civilization

by Tired of Nonsense December 19, 2016

catastrophe whore

One who co-opts the misfortune of others in order to draw attention to oneself.

She was being such a catastrophe whore when she claimed to want to help the disaster victims, but just kept posting professional photos of herself collecting donations.

by Snowday123 September 12, 2017

catastrophe

Something big.
That is extremely cool.
like totally and completely amazing.
Everybody knows about it.

That concert is gonna be a catastrophe

by Kierstin M November 3, 2006

Catastrofuck

A word first used (to my knowledge) by John Stewart, host of the awesomely successful "The Daily Show With John Stewart" on Comedy Central. Combining the words "catastrophe" and "fuck," Stewart created a word describing:
1. A catastrophe with a solution so unforeseen, that it's tangled in a web that no man (or government) can reach it.

2. A bad situation that resulted in an awkward and unintentional sexual encounter.

"The war in Iraq has become a total catastrofuck!"
"Man, last night, I was so drunk, I think I catastrofucked!"

by Patches O'Malley June 19, 2009