target cart attendant

A Target cart attendant (more recently refered to as Guest Attendant... but that's pretty much like calling a janitor a custodian) is basically the store slave. Is responsible for doing the outside and inside trash, emptying hangers from the lanes and tossing them in large hanger boxes (that are non existant 90% of the time), cleaning up shit, puke, urine, food, drinks, cashiering whenever seen from a distance by any LOD or cash supervisor because the corporation is too cheap to actually schedule cashiers, keeping all the check lanes stocked with bags (that once again are non existant 90% of the time), and last and foremost, keep the cart well full with an ample amount of carts while someone doing all the forementioned tasks SIMULTAINIOUSLY!

CASH SUPE: Target Cart Attendant! Hop on a check lane.
CART ATTENDANT: Oh... uh okay...
LOD: Cart Attendant we are running out of carts... and there is a spill on H4
CART ATTENDANT: Alright, hold on while I spawn another cart attendant... *UNFF* yah, not gonna happen.

by Rikers Beard September 1, 2008

Mario Cart

The reason for rage, many ruined friendships, and broken controllers. this is usually caused when the person in first about to cross the finish the race then they get hit by three red shells.

I was just playing Mario Cart with my friends now we don't even talk anymore and my Nintendo Switch is smashed on the floor.

by FireFrenzy February 28, 2019

meat cart

Paraplegic prostitute

Hey John, want to ride on this meat cart I just picked up?

by Wehavethemeats July 18, 2019

go cart

Electric Vehicle

A go cart is slang for electric vehicle.

by talk2me-JCH2 April 28, 2023

Shopping a la cart

When someone fills their shopping cart with more items than they have money for. Then when they get to the register they keep asking for the subtotal or removing items until the price comes down to whatever money they have. These people tend to have no regard for causing the line to back up a wasting inordinate amounts of time.

Jerry: This Lady is crazy. Her bill was $500. She's already removed enough items to bring it down to $100 and she STILL doesn't have enough money.

Alex: Yeah it's gonna take forever for it to be our turn. I hate when people go shopping a la cart!

by autobot85 August 4, 2010

target cart attendant

The bitch of Target stores. Specialized in bringing carts into the store, taking carts for repairs, cleaning carts, restroom checkups, hangers, defectives, spills, baskets, trash, carry outs, carry ins, and anything that dosen't fit another team members' job description. The lowely recruit for Target stores.

That cart attendant is so sexy outside right now, jeesh.

by Target Cart Attendant March 26, 2005

exotic cart

An exotic cart is a cartridge of some sort if exotic drug. These usually go into your vape.

“Hey Jesse you’re skiing very well today, why are you so good?”
“It’s the exotic carts Bro, I’m taking them before every race.”

by That’s a lot of damage February 11, 2019