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Daffy Buttfucker

A pretentious connoisseur of fine art who frequently pontificates in art galleries to unwitting patrons, who often believe what comes out of this font of mad, crazy buttfuckery.
Pretentious Man: Observe the use of shadow here, and the brushstrokes there- it indicates Mufoachio's delving into the human spirit, capturing a sparkling gem of the human experience.

Museum Curator: You there, remove yourself from the premises, you daffy buttfucker.
by Fuinernel February 25, 2010
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buttsurfer

Male or female who enjoys performing anal sex with their penis and/or dildo
My brother, who is a expert buttsurfer, performed anal sex with his cousin Hal all through the night.
by Ima Feinlen February 7, 2004
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butthurt-prosecution

The practice of prosecuting individuals out of embarrassment, well in excess of any demonstrable harm. The practice is particularly ubiquitous in Western democracies where sedition is an unpopular prosecutorial tack in order to dispense retributive punitive enforcement in response to indefensible egg-on-the-face.
Two cases are particularly illustrative:

The US government's piling on of charges against Barrett Brown constitutes a very clear, inflamed case of butthurt-prosecution.

Barrett Brown guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2013/mar/21/barrett-brown-persecution-anonymous

Although he pleaded guilty to offenses carrying ~20 years in prison, Bradley Manning must still stand trial for his life, as the DoD and DoS have a wicked bout of butthurt-prosecution.

Bradley Manning bradleymanning.org/
by kenneth lipp May 18, 2013
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outer buttfuck

A remote town, a place so far away from anywhere else that nobody wants to visit or live there. Almost like being in exile.
David got a job assignment that sent him to Outer Buttfuck. He had to take three planes to get there.
by kajoe October 8, 2006
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shitsicle buttfuck

Steve: Dude that guy just gave that girl a shitsicle buttfuck

Joe: Damn that must've hurt
by ovebvhoeirbvhioerbvih4h45h45h4 October 14, 2009
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Reverend Buttfuck

A priest who is a homosexual. A priest who seems like a homosexual. A priest who participates in sexual acts with other men. A term made famous by Brain Kinney off Queer as Folk. Someone who seems very holy, but still fucks other men.
" I swear today we're getting lectured by Reverend Buttfuck today about how to have safe sex with another man." The boys who are saying this assume that the priest is a homosexual."

" Man, Reverend Buttfuck was great in bed last night."
by BEATNGUFAN February 4, 2006
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buttfuck kentucky

Variation on a theme; identical in meaning to Buttfuck Egypt, buttfuck nowhere, etc. Mainly used in reference to rural towns or suburbs far removed from a city center.
"Dude, on the way home from that party I fell asleep on the bus and ended up in Buttfuck Kentucky."
by Kyosanshugi March 18, 2005
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