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University of New Brunswick

The University of New Brunswick (UNB) is a public university with two primary campuses in Fredericton and Saint John, New Brunswick. Famous students include the whole cast of the hit NBC show Friends (very funny might I add). UNB is most known for their ability to be severely overpriced and yet equally underwhelming.

What can you expect from a University filled with people from New Brunswick though. Number 1 employer for UNB grads is the governments unemployment benefits. Which employs 72% of New Brunswick's population.
employer: Where did you get your education?
me: The University of New Brunswick
employer: I would've preferred if you had only gone to high school
by penisadult November 16, 2021
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Minto, New Brunswick

A village approx. 40 minutes outside of Fredericton, New Brunswick, Canada -20 if you speed. Chipman, a nearby village is the arch nemesis of this awkward people group. Once known for its coal, Mintonians are now known for having a Tim Hortons coffee shop which rarely takes correct orders. Mintonians tend to have a slang and refer to their village as "minnow" except the select few who have become educated - most likely at their own accord. Minto is a cherished part of the maritimes. If your ever in the maritimes, why not come play in our coal mines! ;)
Minto, New Brunswick is a village approx. 40 minutes outside of Fredericton, New Brunswick, Canada -20 if you speed. Chipman, a nearby village is the arch nemesis of this awkward people group. Once known for its coal, Mintonians are now known for having a Tim Hortons coffee shop which rarely takes correct orders. Mintonians tend to have a slang and refer to their village as "minnow" except the select few who have become educated - most likely at their own accord. Minto is a cherished part of the maritimes. If you're ever in the maritimes, why not come play in our coal mines! ;)
by Jims999 March 31, 2011
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Jasper Brunette

Referring to an extremely sexy Texas housewife. Whom a pimp could possibly fall victim to the mistake of marrying once’s hoes.

“Worst mistake a pimp can make - marryin’ one uh his hoes.”
-Alabaster Jones
Yo... What you want for that Jasper Brunette?
by metroboomhauer June 14, 2022
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new brunswick

A city (not a county) in New Jersey that is located off Exit 9 of the New Jersey Turnpike. Home of Rutgers University, it receives little attention for being the midway point between New York and Philadelphia, but his home to the locally famous grease trucks which have perfected putting an entire meal on one sandwich.
On the way from Philly to New York, I stopped in New Brunswick for a "fat bitch" cause I was starving.
by Eagles Fan In Tampa December 11, 2003
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brunette

A brunette is a girl with brown hair. That is all that a brunette is, they are not necessarily smarter or prettier than blondes or redheads neither are they necessarily less clever or pretty than girls with different coloured hair. It's just genes or coincidence and learning is what makes you smarter. No Duh!
Bob: I'm going out with a blonde
Bill: I'm going out with a redhead
Ben: I'm going out with a brunette
Bob: Haha blondes are prettier than brunettes
Bill: Sure they are
Ben: Whatever, blondes are stupid!
Bill: What the hell are you on about it makes no difference
Leela: What's going on here?
Ben: Blondes are stupid aren't they?
Leela: No, I'm blonde and top of all my classes
Bill: See...
Bob: Yeah but brunettes are prettier
Leela: No Have you not seen some brunettes compared to blondes/ redheads/ girls with black hair?
by leela June 5, 2007
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brunswick

A sexual act where a woman's partner inserts the middle and third finger into the vagina and a thumb into the anus, as if holding a bowling ball. An extreme variation on the shocker.
The shocker just didn't do it for Maria, so her boyfriend moved onto the Brunswick.
by BigIrish November 10, 2006
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Brunswick

A mid-sized suburb located southwest of Cleveland, Ohio and the largest city in Medina County. Known as "Brunstucky" by residents, this city is known for it's many fast food restaurants and half empty strip malls. The city is predominately middle class, although some upper-middle class subdivisions are located within the city. Residents spend their spare time repairing their cars after driving over one of the many potholes throughout the city so that they can drive out to Strongsville or Medina to do their shopping considering there is hardly any shopping in Brunswick. Brunswick and Strongsville have a long lived rivalry in high school sports, but make no mistakes, the residents are more similar than you'd think. The teens of Brunswick also wear Abercrombie & Fitch and carry fake coach bags.. the only difference being Strongsville can afford these things without putting a second mortgage on their home.
Bobby: Hey let's go do something tonight!

Jill: You mean like visiting one of Brunswick's many sketchy internet cafes?
by an angry old woman March 22, 2011
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