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Girl afternoon brunch

Not what you think.

Defined as modernised loose women in their mid to late twenties. Enjoying female company in a civilised environment, scones and biscuits and cheap prosecco/bucks fizz and other English delicacies.

These women are young, but have experienced life to the fullest and are on the brink of settling down with their partners.. contemplating children, marriage and have just put their deposit down on their first home. They still enjoy the occasional night out, but are equally happy staying at home with the boyf, having a date night in with a Chinese on the way.. followed by cuddles on the couch with the dog snoozing on the carpet and a crap film being played on the telly.

Don't trust these women, they might sound like the wifey type.. but they are the craziest. When she gets home from brunch... bet your ass if she catches you playing FIFA or COD with the lads, she's going to pour hot water on you and shag your best friend while you're at work.
Bruh, why did your girl leave you?

Girl afternoon brunch my G.

Ah man, say no more.
by jumpmanxdxd September 6, 2023
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Messy Brunch

The Messy Brunch just merely the act of pissing on another person's face. It fits in with the rest of the "Messy Meal" family. See: Messy Dinner/Lunch/Breakfast. This is a mere taste, similar to an appetizer for the main dish/meal.
Dammmmn, that guy got a messy brunch yesterday, it got him all wet and drippy.
by Kaeleker February 14, 2023
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Brunch Titties

Eating Brunch at a classy establishment while staring at strippers.
I have an idea, let’s go down to Cheetah’s for some Brunch Titties!
by Downtown Lee February 18, 2022
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Brunch

A person who usually doesn't flush after taking a dump.
"Man that guy is a total brunch! He didn't flush after taking a dump."
by shiza_m January 28, 2022
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bubbly brunch

A situation where champagne is actively incorporated into oral sex performed on a woman. Formally referred to as “champagne cunnilingus”. The most common form is where champagne is tricked over intimate areas to add effervescence and a temperature contrast during oral sex. Another key advantage is the introduction of a simple measure, such as a single glass or half glass, to keep the person performing the act engaged with a clear end point. That also gives the recipient a non-verbal control signal, in that they can stop providing the trickle of champagne and indicate that it is time to stop.
I love a bubbly brunch, boys can stay focussed for hours doing that, and it tingles.
by anonymous November 26, 2024
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Brunch Quiche

Coitus that takes place between the hours of 11 a.m and 1 p.m.
She came round to make me breakfast, next thing I knew she was giving me brunch quiche
by Stafford Street August 8, 2010
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Brunch

Collective noun for gays, yoga moms, and liberal coastal elites
Jean and Jacques are having an architects’ brunch at the Green Room on Saturday, you can wear athleisure.
by A. Cholmondeley December 25, 2019
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