Bruce Lee

Bruce Lee is the only one man, who owned Chuck Norris ;)! RESPECT!

If You don't believe me watch this movie:
"Meng Long Guojiang"

hehe... OWNED...
Bruce Lee: ohhhhhhhhhh, BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!
Chuck Norris: uhhh....

The End
by NxSG August 18, 2007
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Bruce Wayned

When your parents are killed and you have to live with an elderly parent
Man, Jason got Bruce Wayned last night.
Damn, hope is he okay.
by sexybeast8008 October 07, 2016
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Bruce Lee

The only man in the world who can defeat Chuck Norris.
Bruce Lee kicked Chuck Norris' ass in.. One of his movies.
by Ginger ManBread January 22, 2009
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Bruce Lee

Bruce Lee was the greatest martial artist/philosopher that ever was and ever will be, no one will ever compare to him. The world is a sadder place without Bruce Lee and his kick-ass martial arts moves and his philosophy's.
We should all listen to what Bruce Lee had to say, he was a great man and a Greater teacher....
by Doh Nuts 13 September 14, 2004
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Bruce Lee

Bruce Lee is the only man to beat Chuck Norris.
Guy 1: Chuck Norris blows bubbles with beef jerky.

Guy 2: Puft, that is nothing, Bruce Lee blows bubbles with boulders.
by Rizzit Dough'Urban April 30, 2009
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Bruce Wayne

Billonaire playboy, he dates movie stars and supermodels. He lives a superficial meaningless life. For some reason all the other definitions on this site think that he is The Dark Knight, but think about it; why would a billionaire playboy like him devote his nights to beating up Gotham's criminals?
Guy 1: So who do you think the caped crusauder is?

Guy 2: I think it's Bruce Wayne. Think about it; right after he comes back to Gotham a well-equiped vigalante starts cleaning up the streets. I mean who else could afford the equipment Batman uses.

Guy 1: You think that billonaire playboy is the Batman? You're dumber than you look. I think the Batman is that new D.A. Who's been cleaning up the streets.
by Bruce Thomas Wayne September 19, 2009
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Bruce Jenner

He's dead. Bruce Jenner is dead.
Guy 1: Hey, did you see Bruce Jenner the other day?

Guy 2: Bruce Jenner is dead.
by TheKB321 June 06, 2015
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