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breath cloud

When a person's breath is so bad you can smell it across the room; a dense, lingering cloud of vomit-inducing breath.
"Oh gross...Jason just yawned and I smelled his breath cloud."

"Aww man...that breath cloud just hit me!"
by thatboyjduck January 27, 2014
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brewty call

The guy a girl calls to hangout so he can buy her beers all night.
Girl: Hey guy, wanna hangout tonight??
Guy: Yeah, sounds fun!
Girl: Ok! I could totally go for a beer!
Guy: Oh... (knows it's a brewty call)
by bagr May 8, 2014
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Breathin' Piper No Wiper

A poop log that has been launched deep into the pipe, but is so long that the other end sticks out the top of the toilet pool, as if it was breathing. Additionally, it leaves behind no residue for the pooper to wipe.
"Ma'am, I'm going to need to use your poop knife; we've got a breathin' piper no wiper situation in there."
by thelonious3 October 20, 2019
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brain breath

A symptom caused from a state inwhich one's brain is temporarily "drunk" due to one's unrestrained will to persue a mental exercise and refuse to satisfy certain physiological needs.

Consider:
In order for a beer drinker to become drunk, he/she must have drank beer to the point that it became excessive to their body - neglecting their physiological needs. As a result, one of their symptoms is BEER* breath. Meaning, whenever this person talks, no matter what the hell they talk about, they blow an odor of beer to the crowd among them.
*Beer can be replaced in this example with whatever alcoholic beverage

Drawing the parallel from the model above:
In order for a mental exercist to become "brain drunk", he/she must have performed a mental excercise to the point that it became excessive to their body - neglecting their physiological needs. As a result one of their symptoms is brain breath. Meaning, whenever this person thinks, no matter what the hell they think about, they "blow an oder" of this mental exercise within their own brain.
"Even though I was so tired, I had to spend 13 hours last night to finish reading my philosophy book for homework. By the end of it I had brain breath. When I went to sleep, all I could think about was 'Aristotle this', 'existentialist that'. In fact, was so brain drunk that I even thought about ethics in my dreams. Now that I think about it, I'm not even sure if I even did fall asleep. I feel like i got a serious headache - you might even call it a hangover!"
by PornSoldier March 18, 2008
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fud breath

the smell from a mans breath following licking a pussy
he must have licked her out, he has fud breath
by miss kinky April 30, 2008
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Commission Breath

Verbal behavior of always being in a selling mode.
Jim is always trying to sell you something. He scares people away with his commission breath.
by "John" Jack Cutone January 5, 2009
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Nolife Breather

A dumb person that breathes our atmosphere and actually has no life whatsoever, who goes out to eat, shop or etc. at any business that is about to close within seconds, and expects to be waited on while they take their precious time.
Let's close the door now, before another Nolife Breather comes in.
by VaderTron October 2, 2018
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