Upon waking up, the immediate consumption of a distasteful alcoholic beverage (I.E. shitty tequila, pbr) followed by a large bong rip. The traditional tron's breakfast is most often accompanied by a short ditty describing the timely consumption of the aforementioned intoxicants.
by The special November 1, 2010
Get the Tron's Breakfastmug. A humorous slang term for the act of being raped by tentacles. See tentacle porn, hentai.
The etymology of the phrase comes from the idea of being force fed spaghetti, which resembles the tentacles, and the term breakfast which is sometimes used as a code word for sex. The breakfast thing really just indicates taking the noodles inside of yourself, normally in the case of eating, but in this case, not eating. People automatically realize that the phrase is not, in fact, referring to eating spaghetti for breakfast because of the unusual nature of such a meal.
The etymology of the phrase comes from the idea of being force fed spaghetti, which resembles the tentacles, and the term breakfast which is sometimes used as a code word for sex. The breakfast thing really just indicates taking the noodles inside of yourself, normally in the case of eating, but in this case, not eating. People automatically realize that the phrase is not, in fact, referring to eating spaghetti for breakfast because of the unusual nature of such a meal.
Waiter: Our specials this morning include the Spaghetti Breakfast for 8.99.
Madam: My, I've never heard of that, what is it?
Waiter: Allow me to give you a free sample. BLURRRRGH! *sprouts tentacles*
Madam: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-- Ohh, yeah, deeper, to the left.
Madam: My, I've never heard of that, what is it?
Waiter: Allow me to give you a free sample. BLURRRRGH! *sprouts tentacles*
Madam: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-- Ohh, yeah, deeper, to the left.
by VidaLondres August 24, 2006
Get the spaghetti breakfastmug. When you wrap bacon and eggs around your penis and then a girl sucks you off. This is very common in Mongolia and is pleasure for both individuals.
by Chick mag November 28, 2009
Get the Sloppy breakfastmug. A needlessly complicated and out-of-sequence morning meal, in which a small piece of ham is followed by eggs with hot sauce. Only after that do you brew coffee. The Dexter breakfast culminates in fresh squeezed blood orange juice.
by dorothy parker March 3, 2014
Get the dexter breakfastmug. A pouch of fat that hangs over the pants of a female. Said to be caused by the over-eating at breakfast that morning.
by x2GiRlSx1xJPx March 8, 2011
Get the Breakfast pouchmug. A breakfast toaster is a sexual act occurring the morning after. In the morning, around breakfast time, you flip your significant other over on their stomach. Then you proceed to rub their buns with vaseline and light them on fire. Hence a breakfast toaster.
by GangstaaNate September 13, 2010
Get the Breakfast Toastermug. A breakfast containing little or no nutritional value, namely a cup of black coffee and two cigarettes.
by maudibe May 29, 2008
Get the prostitute's breakfastmug.