Breakfast Turnover 

The Breakfast Turnover is a sexual act peformed by a male on a female partner. Depending upon the female's sleep position (on back or on stomach) determines the appropraite starting orifice. If on her stomach, the male gently awakens the female by first peforming analingus upon her then followed by quickly flipping her over to expose the vagina and then performs cunnilingus. If on her back, the action is simply reversed. If the female is a side sleeper, the starting orifice is at the male's discretion and usually is determined by whether the booty or the vagina is facing him.

Randy was so horny when we woke up in the morning that he decided to treat himself to a Breakfast Turnover and started munching down on Sandy's leather cheerio then quickly flipped her over to enjoy her tasty taco.

Breakfast Turnover by Eaton Holgoode February 18, 2014

breakfast-of-champions 

novel by Kurt Vonnegut

I read Breakfast of Champions aloud last night to my girlfriend, but she couldn't understand it as my mouth was full of vagina.

breakfast-of-champions by JT Dollar Sign November 7, 2003

Breakfast of Champions 

Black coffee and a cigarette as your first and only meal before noon.

The Breakfast of Champions is staining my teeth

Breakfast of Champions by drunk money November 10, 2008

breakfast in bed

Breakfast in bed is when one wakes up next to (or happens to come upon) a sleeping lady companion and proceeds to perform cunnilingus on her. This is a gennerally appreciated method of being woken up. The phrase makes allusions to the term "eating out" as the person performing the oral ministrations is having, euphemisticaly, their first meal of the day in bed. In this case the meal happens to be a woman's genetalia and there is still a need to eat breakfast afterward.
This is similar to, but differs in key ways from, a mongoose.

I had great sex with Tiffany last night, so when I woke up and saw that she was still asleep, I had breakfast in bed to thank her.

Lisa I have to call you back, Frank is having breakfast in bed with me. What is he eating? Uh...

breakfast in bed by MikeD3 December 30, 2008

Breakfast Club 

Sometimes misinterpreted as a teen flick about a couple preps, it is the defining movie for a generation. It is about a jock, a cheerleader, a nerd, a, "basket case," and an early punk being stuck in a library for full day Saturday detention. One of the best movies of all time, it influenced a generation. The song, "Don't You Forget About Me," will still make any tough Senior cry.

Watch it. Love it. Live it. I dress like the punk one 24/7.

Breakfast Club by Macadaciouse May 11, 2004

Breakfast At Tiffany's

The classiest romance movie ever, staring Audrey Hepburn and George Peppard. Anyone who dislikes it will feel the wrath of god. (abbreviated as BAT)

Person - "Ugh Breakfast At Tiffany's is soooo good. Have u seen it?"
Person 2- "Ofc who hasn't?"

Breakfast At Tiffany's by olivia the cowardly dog October 20, 2018

Breakfast Sandwich 

Early morning head or Blow job

Baby I need a breakfast sandwich

Breakfast Sandwich by ShortyBanGG December 23, 2013