Botanga is being crazy, funny, outrageous, sexy, hot, beautiful, gorgeous, tapable. Everyone wants to be botanga all day everyday. If you're not botanga you won't have a sex life.
Tyler: Mhhhhh I like what i see
John: I know right i would tap that
Tyler: Me too she's so botanga
John: All the way
John: I know right i would tap that
Tyler: Me too she's so botanga
John: All the way
by Loco Vaila September 22, 2012
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by misfit7 December 13, 2010
Get the chocolate shrimp boating mug."It's actually pronounced "Bow-Tahrd", you Botard!
by Anonymous March 12, 2003
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Get the botanical mug.Hey Ash, Would you mind tug boating me down the street since it's dark?
Sure, I have no beef with that. Don't worry my tug boating skills have excelled since the last late night walk we had.
Sure, I have no beef with that. Don't worry my tug boating skills have excelled since the last late night walk we had.
by JB YO January 19, 2011
Get the Tug boating mug.The Botamian Prophecy was a premonition that predicted the exact day and time that the Botamian supreme ruler Peezy was born - January X. It proposed that a savior would fall from sky to guide the weakened civilization, riding on top of a star.
In the premonition, the star crashes into the top of a large Botamian structure, falling through to the middle where moonlight was to dance through the newly created void. The current ruler at the time, along with the villagers, would follow a beam of light that stretched far beyond the clouds.
Based on the brief synopsis of the prophecy, the villagers didn't expect the savior to be a child and quickly grew skeptical of the Prophecy's claims.
In the premonition, the star crashes into the top of a large Botamian structure, falling through to the middle where moonlight was to dance through the newly created void. The current ruler at the time, along with the villagers, would follow a beam of light that stretched far beyond the clouds.
Based on the brief synopsis of the prophecy, the villagers didn't expect the savior to be a child and quickly grew skeptical of the Prophecy's claims.
by B Peezy September 24, 2011
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Man, I wish I had researched Botach before ordering from them. If I had only known they were thieves, I would have stayed away!
by OnePissedOffCop March 5, 2010
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