Booger Theorem

“Sometimes you gotta say “What the Fuck”, make your move. Every now and then, saying “What the Fuck”, brings freedom. Freedom brings opportunity, opportunity makes your future.”
(Coined by the character Booger in the movie Risky Business.)

"Man... I can´t take it anymore, Cindy is making my life so miserable and, to make it worse, I think she is doin´the laundry to that Arts Professor."
"Well. you don´t have it easy, but there is a solution to any desperate situation in life, whether sentimental, professional... even ecological: The Magnificent Booger Theorem.! Use Its Force Son.!

by rperazag June 21, 2010

boogerfoot

Wu-Tang slang for weed

Yo son, light up that boogerfoot!!!!

by Park Hillian January 28, 2008

ingrown booger

Booger stuck to the inside of your nose. It is nearly impossible to remove and will bleed profusely once pried off.

Removing this damn ingrown booger is gonna hurt like a bitch.

by doc ling January 28, 2008

boobeedont

When the average boobeedoo is so out of control that the stomach overcomes the person.

"Damn, that chick is so past the boobeedoo that it is a boobeedont"

by BT/Richie September 13, 2008

boogerlez

a combination of booger and lesbian. A name to call another out of love or to be used as an insult... depending on connotation.

My boss is a fuckin' boogerlez!
Good morning, Boogerlez!
I saw a couple of boogerlezes in the store today.

by Sweet.D December 1, 2010

booger drill

A sheet of tissue rolled into a cylindrical shape and used similar in function to a pipe cleaner to remove debris from the nose.

Please stop leaving your booger drills all over the nightstand.

by SLeepdepD August 26, 2013

boofee

The act of inserting a rufie in one's anal sphincter (up the butt).

I don't know what happened last night, but I think I got boofeed.

by genorus June 9, 2014