Boner

Adj. Hot, sexy, fine, bodacious

Damn, Megan Fox looked so boner in Transformers.

She looks totally boner even after giving birth.

by Beastboy22 September 20, 2013

bonerable

The sexual vulnerability of a person. Also "bonerability."

1. "That guy is so bonerable right now!"

2. "The bonerability of that boy is pretty obvious."

by Bobberto L. December 9, 2008

Boner

Something Mr. Claus gets when he looks at a certain student ;) and also something Mr. Campbell gets during every class he has

"God damn Lexi, you gave Mr. Claus such a boner today!

by Ooo la la! June 26, 2016

bonerable

It's a mixture of boneable and "vulnerable". It's what you become when you've just gotten out of a serious relationship. You're bonerable.

"I feel so bonerable."

by Erin J August 13, 2007

Boner

Male reproductive organ becoming stiff by either sexual arousal or coincidentally; who or which bones

1: When I saw that girl I got a boner
2: That man, I swear he was a boner

by Nicoxman8 April 5, 2015

bonerous

of, or relating to a fully engorged penis. used as an adjective slang for a generally negative situation, occurance, or subsequent noun.

As the day passed, Germaine's mood became perpetually more and more bonerous, after his girlfriend was eaten alive by piranhas, merely out of spite.

by dire frivolity [AIM] May 31, 2005

Bonerize

To have sexual intercourse. The term originated from the SMBC web comic.

Laugh if you must, but biology is a lot more fun since we changed "mate" to "bonerize."

"Dude, check it out, your neighbors are bonerizing with the windows open!"
"Oh shit, let's go check it out!"

by Hayyoo May 3, 2012