He is the most powerful being in the universe. 10% of his power can destroy the earth. He is the best god bridger known to mankind. He has over 200k subscribers on YouTube. (You should sub to him) 0.0000001% of his power can destroy the best of Minecraft players. He also is the best editor know to man. His power comes from abacatos from mexico. Bob is also the god of all penguins. His accomplishments include; hitting 1 trillion cps (clicks per second) becoming the best penguin, becoming famous on YouTube and acquiring youtube rank, which he can proudly abuse. To sum everything up, he is a god.
by Arthurppi2 June 26, 2021

Short dude who read the bible last night even though he's an atheist. He needs a life and his hair is way too long to allow that. He has the spelling age of a 9 year old but he plays scrabble like a 60 year old
by MrNoogin November 12, 2019

The second coolest person who has ever walked this earth, bro. Bob could be your imaginary friend in third grade, bro sittin in the empty seats around you, bro because you were a loner and still are a loner, and have developed social anxiety, depression, low self esteem, and suicidal thoughts....bro. Bob will be there for you...hopefully. Or he could be your big brothers friend, and pretty cool, because he plays siege with you, because you're a loner and you have developed social anxiety....Nvm imma go see if Bob's online.....Midget marine is the #1 coolest person to walk the earth.
Aron: "Bob's dat boii, bro"
Teacher: "Bob's not real, bro."
Aron: "your not real, you fake, plastic face, silicon boob ass bitch, bro."
Teacher: "okay, Bob. Grab your crayons along with Aron."
Teacher: "Bob's not real, bro."
Aron: "your not real, you fake, plastic face, silicon boob ass bitch, bro."
Teacher: "okay, Bob. Grab your crayons along with Aron."
by Definitions...bro December 10, 2018

The big fat two flapped lump in the woman’s back, especially when it jiggles a lot and be lookin fine
by Scoober Dubber December 11, 2018

Bob is weird. He thinks that every holiday (except Easter) is Easter. He was disowned at birth from the Staple family. The Staple family keeps him around (for some reason) and keep him in the fireplace.
by RA9 January 17, 2019
