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Bluetooth nut

When you bust a nut without touching your penis while watch a video (commonly porn) or listening to audio (also offen porn)
You: what did you do last ni-
Weird guy(probably named Alex or sum shit): busted a fat bluetooth nut all over my hatsune miku mosepad
by Saltywetham July 31, 2022
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Bluetooth Orgasm

A Bluetooth orgasm is from the show “Dave” and it is when you can make yourself ejaculate without the use of physical touch.
Jim’s girlfriend wouldn’t have sex with him so he had to Bluetooth orgasm.
by The Dirty Love Burger April 26, 2020
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Jackson Bluetooth

A idiot saints fan who is still trying to defend a failed organization called the New Orleans saints. He is a horrible bio partner with adhd and wont invite me to the adhd club and he thinks chris olave is cool, chris olave is not cool
Vanko: Hey did you see Jackson today?
Brody: No.......Jackson Bluetooth is a lil cornball
by ramsrock January 27, 2024
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bluetooth wanking

When your friend gets her ankles out and you start having a seizure but everyone thinks you’re wanking.
Nat: “Why are you having a wank without your hands?”

Teg: “It’s just Bluetooth wanking
by BoardCard November 12, 2019
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Bluetooth Carjacking

When you start your car and it connects to your spouse’s phone.
I started my car and my wife’s phone call from inside the house started coming in on my car speaker. I realized when she borrowed my car last night, I had become the victim of a Bluetooth Carjacking.
by rpcgal January 29, 2022
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