One who excludes themselves from a social activity in favour of another activity. Usually accompanied with the adjective 'dirty'.
"Nyssa, are you still coming out with me on a pub crawl?"
"No Adam I told you I was busy."
"No you didn't, you said you'd be free at lunchtime, you dirty blowout."
"No Adam I told you I was busy."
"No you didn't, you said you'd be free at lunchtime, you dirty blowout."
by permanentquandary December 27, 2011
by SniperC. October 26, 2020
Generally following a moist, wettish bowel movement, wherein the subject or victim proceeds to wipe the soiled anus, and the toilet paper rips or slips out of place, exposing fecal matter to one or more bare fingers, often times covering said fingers with odorous excrement. Although everyone who experiences this messy situation has the option to smell aforementioned fingers, it is a proven fact that more than 90% of subjects do indeed smell their soiled finger(s).
by Diesel Train December 09, 2012
When a male cums in a females ass and then proceeds to finger it out revealing a piece of shit topped with cum, She then proceeds to lick the cum off enjoying a nice buckeye candy colored treat.
by Tastyjungle16 December 15, 2018
"Caleb, what do I do with the rest of the foam stuck in our funnel?"
"Just give her a good ole' Brazilian Blowout and keep drinkin'"
"Just give her a good ole' Brazilian Blowout and keep drinkin'"
by jacksonbarr May 04, 2016
When you eat spicy food and get the burns. But when you take your diarrhea infested shit you bust a nut in that toilet.
by Jawn8282828 November 07, 2018
When one partner simply takes 2 fingers unexpectedly. Then the other partner receives 2 fingers shoved in the butthole and then proceeds to have explosive diarrhea.
She was in the doggy position a waiting his cock, when he surprisingly shoved 2 fingers in her butthole and explosive diarrhea occurred. With great excitement he jumped up and yelled, "Yes! That's what I call a two finger blowout".
by LissyBlissy April 20, 2024