blotd

Best Laugh of The Day

Jones: Today my damn step mom died
Mike: Ah man
Jones: And my dog got ran over
Mike: Ahh man
Jones: And i got a bottle stuck in my girl friends ass
Mike: HAHAHAHA BLOTD!

by Trigga1 September 6, 2006

baloth

An adjective to describe something large. a magic card

"Im going to eat a baloth sandwich later" Tony

by Robman2ka January 27, 2008

Blithwapping

Using anything BUT a hammer to hammer a nail into the wall, such as shoes, lamp bases, doorstops, etc.

"Quit blithwapping and just go find a hammer"

by 1badguy July 26, 2009

Blathin

Blathin is a really funny, immature and loud (when u get to know them) person. Obsessed with Seals and Melanie Martinez. Great dancer, not very sporty though. Kind and generous. She is a short person with a HUGE forehead and a receding hairline. Everyone loves a Blathin.

Look at her dance! Must be a Blathin.

by BlairWillows November 4, 2019

blithe

the ability to make the opposite sex fart when you want them too. On command you can control the flatulence of others.

jerry made elizabeth fart because he has the power of blithe.

by davey February 7, 2004

Blotch

A combination of blood and crotch equals BLOTCH!
Typically utilized in online FPS shooters to bloody ones crotch by repeatedly shooting their crotch until it bleeds.

OMG! Did you see Amy's pants, it had one hell of a nasty blotch stain!
After little Timmy beat him down, he followed it up with a humiliating blotch!

by Swap-Meet-Louie July 20, 2009

Ink Blot

When you stand up on the shitter before you wipe. The shit then is pressed between your ass cheeks thus giving the ink blot effect. When you wipe, it makes the same pattern on both sides of the toilet paper.

Dude, check out the pattern on the toilet paper from the ink blot effect I got when you knocked on the door!

by JTWUSMC October 19, 2010