Monkey Blanket

muhng-kee blang-kit noun
1. a large, thick, blanket-like patch of hair on a man's back, typically covering the entire back, sometimes extending from the lower back, all the way up and onto the back of the neck and shoulders.

2. a large, rectangular piece of soft fabric, often with bound edges, used for keeping a monkey warm.

Is that a sweater or a monkey blanket? Wow, did you see the monkey blanket on that guy? Someone please tell him to cover his monkey blanket.

by monkey blanket July 19, 2017

Blanket Bash

Putting a blanket over the victim and proceed to bash them

Kaitlin: "I'm going to beat you at Mario Kart"

Keira: "If you beat me buddy, I'm going to blanket bash you"

by Dancing Dwight June 14, 2011

rice blanket

Bear hugging an Asian chick as you fuck her in an attempt to keep her warm. Asian's don't like cold climates and are partial to the being kept warm.

Hey Su Chin, do you want to get wrapped up in a rice blanket tonight?

by Gonzo36 November 24, 2010

Skeet Blanket

A blanket that a male uses to jack off into.

"No! Don't Use That Blanket!"
"Ew Man, Is That Your Skeet Blanket?"

by Big Cheezey March 31, 2009

pigs in blankets

Chipolata sausages wrapped in bacon.. Also known in the UK as Devils on horseback.. Usually eaten at Christmas

On christmas day we had Pigs In Blankets with lunch...

by The Real Bungle January 10, 2007

squirrel blanket

someone sexually desirable but nutty.

sarah silverman is a squirrel blanket.

by edsel macfadden May 27, 2009

boner blanket

a blanket that a man uses to cover is aroused penis when watching a movie (i.e. porno) with his friends

Hey dude, before you start the movie, can you pass me that boner blanket.

by nouveaupauvre December 31, 2007