Rebecca Blacked

to be utterly tortured by the music video of Friday by Rebecca Black thinking you've just clicked the link to an intrguing video

Jake: Hey Nate!! Check it out-I found some crazy-ass
YouTube porn.

Nate: (runs to Jake's bedroom) You better not be lying
man. I've been dying to get me some of this shit.

Jake: Me too, man. Alright. Let's do this. (clicks on the
video)

Nate: (sees a hot girl undressing) Damn this is soo...Oh
WTF??!! (now sees the beginning of Friday)

Jake: No!!! No!!! Not that stupid bitch! (Rebecca Black
starts singing) OMG! Quick Nate close the box!

Nate: (jamming his fingers on the mouse on the X) I am-
it's not working!!

Jake: Then turn down the volume. (starts puking once
the song breaks into chorus)

Nate: Dammit! It won't work either!!

Jake: Aww crap!!

(He and Nate start screaming while trying not to throw up. Once the song was over, Jake's mom found them dead on the floor. She then looked up at the computer screen and saw the Friday music video right in front of her.)

Jake's mom: OH NO!! They've been Rebecca Blacked!!!!

by thecomputerninja May 6, 2011

blacked out

To teleport into the future from one place to another after a heavy night of drinking.

-Dude what happend to you last night?
-Well the last thing i remember, i was at this bar talking to this chick and now im at work with no money and now i have this nasty rash, i guess i musta blacked out.

by thatguyoberder October 13, 2007

Human Blanket

Human blanket is when a person lies on top of another, and they synchronize their breathing. Both lies stomach down for full effect.

"I'm so tired..."
"Then let's go cuddle! I'll be your human blanket!"

by Ki9 October 20, 2011

man blanket

a woman who constantly drapes herself over a man.

Lisa is such a man blanket after a few drinks.

by Reggie Hammer February 24, 2005

Blanket Ehree

-Noun

1. A restless mystical creature that hops around with random facial expressions, part man part rabbit part blanket. But if you get too close and say "what is it?" it will say with a retarded expression "ahy een kno!"

2. A creature that sleeps fully spread open with limbs pointing in different directions.

- Verb

1. To hop, eat, look around with random facial expressions, and lick your paws to wet your hair/ear

2. To hog all the blanket

You're being such a blanket ehree

Stop ehreeing

You're the original blanket ehree

by Pruuneday May 16, 2011

Flange Blanket

Synonym for "sanitary pad", can also be used in a derogatory manner when referring to a person or their mood.

E.g.

1. Damn, that dude is such a flange blanket

2. Hey Sarah, do you have sand in your flange blanket?

3. Excuse me, on which shelf might I find your extensive range of floral print flange blankets?

by Andrew Pfanglang February 16, 2012

booze blanket

noun: the warmth generated by a sufficient amount of alcohol consumption. This booze blanket allows one to dress as scantily clad as desired and withstand the marine layer which falls upon the late nights of Isla Vista.

prude: "You're going to freeze your ass off if you go out wearing the dress you borrowed from that hooker!"
skank: "No I won't, not if I finish consuming this alcoholic beverage and get a good booze blanket going!"

by Mer-n-Era October 19, 2005