beached shark

Rancid pussy that smells like a wet cardboard box filled with expired bananas and sardines that has been sitting in the back of a Dominican grocery store since its last random inspection two years before.

Have you ever gone down on beached shark? No, you haven't. How can I tell? Your lower face is intact.

by Ramalishtic April 29, 2014

Beached it up

When you take your normal day in day out routine and change a significant element of it make it all fresh and new again. Beaching it up - could be you taking your department to the beach one day to run your office and explore how the new environment changes your energy, your attitude, your perspective, your collaborations. Beaching it up could be just as simple as running a meeting where you all sit on bean bag chairs in a circle ... or hitting a deck with a glass of wine for that next production meeting.

Ryan sure Beached it Up when he took us to Crystal Cove to run our brainstorming session. I could feel the energy and passion flow by everyone around us!

by MMartster May 20, 2017

Beached polar bear

When a person the size of a whale and a white as a polar bear chases you down because he’s mad or has temperamental problems

Holy shit dude there’s a beached polar bear chasing me

by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 28, 2022

Midnight Beaches

An outing to a night time beach. Something that babes do!..

The day couldn't get any better until we had some midnight beaches.

by andronomous 4000 September 13, 2010

Over-bitched

Normally when talking to a friend and bitching about how bad of a day you've had or how broke you are and your friend quickly over-bitches you by explaining how his day was worse.

I was telling my friend Andy about how I spilled coffee on my shirt, then my car broke down and on top of that my girl called and broke up with me. But as usual I quickly got over-bitched by how bad his day was.

by dooad November 26, 2010

habitual bitcher

Someone who constantly complains. They are always griping about something.

Person: Jane is going on about some restaurant not having sweet tea.
Person 2: Who cares?
Person 1: And now she's griping about the restaurant not having her kind of salad dressing.
Person 2: She's just a habitual bitcher.

by Hoosker-doos February 7, 2015

tramp bitched

When a person bitches at you while having sex

Stop tramp bitching me I'm almost there

I'll always get tramp bitched at because of my dick

by Therachetassqueen November 3, 2015