caught between the fart and the shit

A phrase that is stated when one cannot make a decision on an important matter and the more that one tries to concentrate to figure out the answer, the more confusing it becomes.
2. When one is caught in a precarious situation.

With my employer determined to downsize they told me they needed my decision on their early retirement package. I am so stressed that I'm caught between the fart and the shit and I cannot decide.

indecisive stress

by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

bentlee

Smart, loving and super awesome guy! Bentlee is the life of the party. He gas a way of making everyone feel so much better.

If your feeling down, you need a Bentlee in your life!

by Luvjb6 December 18, 2016

Between the A and the T

An answer given as sarcasm to poke fun at someone who ends a question with the unnecessary preposition "at".

Question: "If each day is a gift, where is the return line for Monday at?"

Answer: "Between the A and the T."

by _34_ December 16, 2011

between barack and a hard place.

Somewhere an individual or group doesn’t want to be. A bad situation with a potential negative outcome. Not a good place.

"As far as our country is concerned it looks like we are stuck between Barack and a hard place."

by Chill-in Chef May 12, 2009

Between friends

The perfect excuse. To use whenever stuck in a tight situation.

Hey, did you really kissed my wife yesterday?

Yeah, but it was just a small make out session between friends.

by Mr1erDegré March 27, 2020

betweenis

The distance between two cocks during dual penetration sex. Measured in millimeters.

Hey Earl, thanks for fucking my wife with me last night.... I bet there was only 5mm Betweenis.....

by MotoRooster October 12, 2007

Betweenies

A thong like bikini where most of the material is "IN BETWEEN" parts of the body.

When I go to visit my friend in California this summer, he promises to take me to the beach to check out all the BETWEENIES!

by West Wind Dancer March 1, 2010