bellend

Top of the penis, also a British insult. Basically the same as saying "dickhead"

Alex: Hey, did you see how Dan acted at the party last night?

Jamie: Yeah, I couldn't believe it. He was being such a bellend, especially when he started arguing with everyone for no reason.

Alex: I know, right? It was so embarrassing. I hope he realizes how out of line he was.

Jamie: Hopefully, someone talks to him about it. We can't have another night like that.

by whatisapseudonym104 June 24, 2024

Bellend

A stupid or annoying person that tends to be a man

“Ben Powell is a bellend”

by AP940 December 16, 2024

Battenburg Bellend

If your a men and women/men like to give you oral sex and you enjoy and do it alot

My neighbour Dave must have a Battenburg Bellend as I've seen alot of different women coming from his house at night.

by Moo I'm a cow! October 30, 2012

bertie bellend

an idiot

"you see that guy cross the motorway without looking?"

"what a bertie bellend"

by southwalessniper July 6, 2012

sore bellend

When mark t has to much sex

Oh mark fuck me

No babe i have a sore bellend

by Not sam wright January 10, 2018

Pufferfish bellend

Where a man has a prickly bellend from pounding his mums pillow.

James has a pufferfish bellend from his experience with his mums pillow

by Bigmanbigshlong January 14, 2019

Jingle bellend

An idiot at Christmas

You should’ve seen Colin at the office Christmas party. He squeezed Debbie from resources nipples in a nutcracker and then dropped his trolleys and farted in the bowl of fruit punch! What a jingle bellend!

by Nuphagus December 19, 2019