Belgian Sneeze

A fart which causes particles of watery shit, anal mucus or diarrhea (collectively known as FECAL DEBRIS) to be expelled unexpectedly from the anus.

Similar to a Dutch Cough but with more 'body'.

A partial act of following through, usually signifying an upset tummy!

I was in my office and I needed to fart so I checked the coast was clear and let rip. Just my luck, it was a sneaky Belgian Sneeze and I spent the rest of the day with a shit-map of Africa in the back of my pants!

by Craig in the Hat September 9, 2009

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Belgian Tickler

When you use a port-a-john and the crap is stacked so high it hits your taint.

Eric went to use the portable bathroom and was shocked when the crap hit his taint! He had his first Belgian Tickler and was not happy!

by BoneDaddy's August 5, 2013

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Belgian graduation outfit

A low-cut dress donned by a well-endowed female

I was minding my own business when suddenly this woman walks by in a Belgian graduation outfit.

by Madscientist09 June 12, 2017

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Belgian dip

The act of a man accidentally penetrating a woman's anus during sex. Usually only for one thrust, though still with the risk of getting excrement on ones penis.

"Dude, Tracey was riding me reverse cowgirl last night when my dick slipped out and I got a Belgian dip."

by Randall Ranger May 22, 2014

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belial

One of the devils commanders; also my co-worker, hardcore gamer. player of Ragnorok Online.

Dude: That belial is totally kicking ass in R/O, i mean whats the deal? does he have a pact with satan?

2nd dude: Yeah he does. you should see him play Diablo2, its insane!

by Speedyplastic July 15, 2004

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