Beer Bike

Beer Bike is one of Rice University's most important traditions; it is a combination intramural bicycle race and drinking competition dating back to 1957. Ten riders and ten chuggers make up a team. Elaborate rules include details such as a prohibition of "bulky or wet clothing articles designed to absorb beer/water or prevent spilled beer/water from being seen" and regulations for chug can design. Each residential college as well as the Graduate Student Association participates with a men's team, a women's team, and alumni (co-ed) team. Each leg of the race is a relay in which a team's "chugger" must chug 24 ounces of beer or water for the men's division and 12 ounces for women before the team's "rider" may begin to ride. Participants who both ride and chug are referred to as "Ironmen". Willy Week is a term coined in the 1990s to refer to the week preceding Beer-Bike, a time of general energy and excitement on campus. Jacks (pranks) are especially common during Willy Week; some examples in the past include removing showerheads, encasing the Hanszen guardian, and burying McMurtry's servery furniture in a beach volleyball court. The late morning of the Beer Bike race itself begins with what is by some estimations the largest annual water balloon fight in the world. Beer-Bike is Rice's most prominent student event, and for younger alumni it serves as an unofficial reunion weekend on par with Homecoming.

Person 1: Dude, are you excited for beer bike this year?
Person 2: Is that a joke? Liverstrong all the way!

by moses2718 January 5, 2011

The Free Beer and Hot Wings Show

A hillarious radio show that broadcasts out of Grand Rapids, Michigan. It is hosted by Gregg "Free Beer" Daniels, Chris "Hot Wings" Michels, Eric (Zeitunian) Zane, and Joe "Producer Joe" Gassmann, Jr. It's the BEST radio show ever and WAY better than those Bob and Tom idiots. www.freebeerandhotwings.com Please Listen!!!

I was listening to The Free Beer and Hot Wings Show this morning and laughed so hard I burst a kidney.

by The Alex Basso March 19, 2008

beer patch

peeling the sticker off of a bud light beer bottle and putting the sticker on your forehead.

A cop pulls you over. He asks "Have you been drinking tonight?" With sticker on forehead you say "Nope, I'm on the patch!" That is being on the beer patch.

by Dalton18341 December 16, 2007

Beer Gnat

Those little annoying flies that are attracted to / gather around an open beer after it's been left out for a night. My only question is "Damn, where do they come from"

Beer Gnat

by Shawn Cassick October 18, 2008

Beer Darts

A game involving beer and darts usually played while camping. Two players sit across from each other about 10 feet each armed with 3 darts and a beer in between their feet. The opposing player must try to hit the other players beer with their dart. If they do a hole is popped and the player with the beer must shotgun their beer out of the hole created by the dart. Usually this involves more than one beer and is an ideal way to get really drunk really fast.

Dude! Keenan was playing beer darts and he got a dart in the arm! Then he was so drunk that he jumped into the glacier river in his underwear and passed out at 3pm!

by tbrown90 December 9, 2010

Beer Hipster

A person who feels superiority because of their knowledge of obscure beers. In the same way a normal hipster likes to take pride in their music library, a beer hipster will brag about what beers they know.

Beer Hipster: "My favorite beer is popering's hommel, you probably haven't heard of it."

by Ducks of Oregon May 26, 2011

Beer Noodling

When you are randomly looking for a beer in a cooler/refrigerator with your hand and not looking directly in there. Much like the practice of catfish noodling.

Mike spent about two minutes beer noodling in the fridge before he came out with one.

by Ricky Stroker January 9, 2012